Mortimer Brockert

January 24, 2022 10:27 AM
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Summer had passed as it always had with a mix of annoying forced socialization and putting up with Eustace’s crap. Nobody would ever call Mortimer progressive-at least not without an extreme amount of sarcasm in their tone-but his son’s views and continued disappointment over having a daughter, when he should have been just happy that she was healthy and had managed to be born in the first place, were totally disgusting. Instead, Eustace was insisting on trying again, and even Mortimer had enough compassion and decency to understand it was cruel to put Helena through that again.

Once the older students were assembled at their tables and the first years filed in, Mortimer cast Sonorous on himself and rose." Welcome to Sonora for the new first years and welcome back for all older students. First years, you should have received a blank badge at the end of Orientation. You will dunk the badge in the Sorting Potion and it will turn the color representing your house which are blue for Aladren, yellow for Teppenpaw, red for Crotalus, and brown for Pecari. Afterwards, you may join your house table."

After the first years had been settled, Mortimer continued. “Would Ellie Alperton and Dathan Fischer please come up and get your Head Student badges." He continued. "In addition, I'd like to call up Bonabelle Row, Valentine Duell, Lavender Brockert and Stanley O’Malley receive their prefect badges. Congratulations." As usual, he was not one hundred percent on board with these selections. Not that Mortimer was actually specifically against any of them this time, except maybe Mr. O’Malley given how he mostly came across as loud and irresponsible, but as he was a Pecari, that was to be expected. He still thought Jasper and Sapphire should have won and were the best possibly options, however, given that the latter thought almost everyone hated her and Miss Duell was one of those excessively social people that was totally overrated and that he genuinely couldn’t fathom why people thought were so great, Mortimer wasn’t the least bit surprised. Besides, people had shown again and again that they had terrible judgement when it came to picking the best option so now it was rather to be expected.

Once the prefects and Head Students were back in their seats, Mortimer announced. "This year's Midsummer event will be the fair. Details will be forthcoming.” Hopefully they’d pick something less sanctimonious this time, although arguably raising money for charity was a good PR move for the school. Which as far as he could tell was the main reason that people contributed to charity in the first place, Madeleine’s involvement with that allergy group aside. “Now we will sing the school song." Well, they would anyway. Mortimer did not sing. Lyric sheets were passed around and the song began.

Every day we strive
Learning to survive
Life’s hardships and to solve its mystery.
Learning to defend
Our honour and our friends,
Flying high to meet our destiny
We will stand and face those who want to harm us.
We won’t let the world transfigure, jinx or charm us
I won’t fight alone, as long as you are with me.
Sonora be my home, my tutor and my spirit
Vasita quoque floeat; Even the desert blooms.


That done, he dug into his steak and bourbon.

Subthreads:

Aladren

Teppenpaw

Crotalus

Pecari
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Hansel Hexenmeister

January 25, 2022 7:10 PM
Hansel walked into the Cascade Hall with a weird sense of aloneness. There were many people in the Hall, a number of them were even his friends. He felt he had achieved that status with at least some of his class and Housemates now. But none of them were Hilda, and Hilda was gone. He knew she'd graduate before him. She was his older sister, of course she'd finish at Sonora before he did. Heinrich had graduated the year before he came, so this was the obvious, natural progression of how time worked.

But Hilda had always been a looming, mildly overbearing part of Sonora for him, while Heinrich had only ever been The Hexenmeister Hansel Replaced, and it was just weird that she wasn't here anymore with her gaggle of girlfriends and her broken English and her too loud laugh that he could always pick out as hers on the rare occasions she made it.

The Pecari table looked lopsided, diminished without her at it. He plopped down into a seat at the Teppenpaw table that faced away from where his sister wasn't.

"Hi," he greeted the person already sitting there, trying to look cheerful and excited for a fresh new year as a fresh new addition to the Intermediate class. "I hope you had a good break?" he queried, killing time until the feast officially began.

Soon enough, though, the first years arrived, looking strangely small. Hansel wasn't exactly a big kid, having neither Heinrich's freakish height nor Hilda's massive bulk, but they looked small and young. "I didn't look that little two years ago, did I?" he asked, sure it couldn't just be growth on his own part. They had to be admitting ten year olds now or something.

The Heads and Prefects made little impact upon him, but the fair caught his attention. He'd heard about the previous two that his siblings had been a part of, and he was excited that this time he'd be the one who got to tell them what twist the school was giving the event this year. He sang the song with decent ability, and then the food appeared.

His stomach growled abruptly and he realized he was famished. "Oh, pass the potatoes?" he requested, pointing out his favorite side that was just out of reach.
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Liesl Brockert

February 07, 2022 1:51 PM
Liesl had had a really good summer. Most of it had been spent on St. Berylla’s and she’d spent a lot of time with her cousins and her little sister. Krisalyn was a year younger than Uncle Cory’s oldest child Jason, so they were more her sister’s age than hers, but the Teppenpaw had enjoyed spending time with them and helping out with the younger children some, which didn’t just include her sister and Uncle Cory’s kids, but her other little cousins, Ella and Roland-the children of Father’s older brother, Liesl’s Uncle Judah-and some of Uncle Mortimer’s younger grandchildren, Alma, Libby, Uriah and Miles. She’d also hung out with some of the ones closer to her age of course and had even met Adam Brockert’s daughter Gwendolyn who was coming to school this year.


However, the best times were when some of the adult men would come down. They had to work during the summer of course so they weren’t always there. Therefore, Liesl looked forward to when Uncle Cory was there and she got to spend time with him. Even with his wife and kids and sometimes his friends there, he still made time for her. That was always the best.


Honestly, she had no idea how her uncle managed it. Summer was a busy time for someone who was selling wands so he didn’t get that much time off and then he had a bunch of people who needed to spend time with him. Liesl was amazed that Uncle Cory would make sure to do so when he had to be absolutely exhausted.


Anyway, even though she’d had a good summer, she was glad to be back at school. The second year was eager to catch up with her friends and hear about their summers. Especially Hans, both because he was probably her closest friend and also, because he lived on a snake ranch-and Liesl very much wanted to hear about snakes.


Not that she didn’t want to catch up with Verdillia and Patience and Lydia-though she had seen Lydia some over the summer, the older Teppenpaw was actually Gwendolyn’s first cousin, so basically, in addition to being Liesl’s distant cousin, their uncles worked together, something the second year didn’t put together last year, but which was so cool, albeit not as cool as living on a snake farm-as well. She was looking forward to seeing them all, and had even brought presents. She had gotten Hans a snake figurine from Cuba-Liesl hadn’t gone there, it was another thing she’d asked Uncle Cory to pick up-some enchanted earrings for Verdilia and a small stuffed unicorn for Patience. The last of which had been the most difficult to figure out because she wasn’t as close to her roommate as the others, but naturally she hoped to change that.

And then she’d felt the need to buy something for Lydia, even though they’d seen each other, in the interest of not leaving her out. Liesl would hate for anyone to do that to her so she’d gotten the other girl this really nice glass unicorn. Both Lydia and Patience seemed more unicorn girls than skull girls. Although the second year unfortunately did not know any other skull girls but at least Hans was a snake boy.


Liesl found a seat at the Teppenpaw table and was thrilled when Hans sat down by her. However, he didn’t have much time to do anything other than say hi and ask her how her break was before the first years came in. She replied. “It was great” and then turned her attention to the Sortings, watching as Gwendolyn went into Aladren.


Then came the prefect and Head Student announcements, which weren’t anyone that Liesl was close to, although Lavender and Stanley were distant cousins of hers and one of the Head Students was a Teppenpaw. Then Uncle Mortimer announced the school fair. Which actually sounded like it could be a lot more fun than the ball. Although Liesl had had fun at that because she’d actually had a group to hang out with, the fair just seemed like something that could be more fun in general. Plus, not everyone had had someone to hang out with at the ball, and the fair just seemed like something that would be, well, more fair .


Finally, they sang the school song, and she could talk to Hans and eat. “I’m not sure, I wasn’t here when you were a first year.” Liesl replied with a smile, as she handed him the potatoes. “How was your break? And what do you know about the fair? Any ideas what you think it’ll be? My cousins mentioned something about a charity fair last time but I know it’s something different every time. Or at least like, they’ll do something and then they won’t do that idea again for a bit.”
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