Mortimer Brockert

December 10, 2022 1:25 PM
The year had started off with one of Mortimer’s least favorite things-change-brought to him one of his least favorite ways-parental complaint. Now, the change itself might not have been an issue had it been suggested by someone with a different position. Mortimer did not want the students doing inappropriate things, but the thing was, he took exception to a parent-any of them, even ones he was closely related to such as his sons or his nephews or their wives-telling him how to run the school.

And he took a seriously hard line on this too. Because if he listened to what one parent wanted he had to listen to them all, and sometimes they wanted things that were completely unreasonable. Like, say someone wanted them to make flying lessons required for all seven years or at least until CATS-fortunately,this was unlikely to happen given that there was no CATS flying test, but that did not mean that Eustace wasn’t in favor of this exact thing-or that some animal rights extremist wanted them to ban meat, eggs and cheese-not bloody likely given that meat was one of the few things that Miles could eat with all his allergies and Mortimer would pretty much rather attempt to make small talk for an hour than give up his steaks-and then because they gave in to one whiny parent, they had to give in to all of them or at least listen to them and discuss their requests amongst the staff.

Mortimer felt that parents like that came across as especially entitled-being a wealthy pureblood with Eustace as a son, he knew entitlement when he saw it-overprotective control freaks, and the best possible thing that could happen to the children of a parent like that was to cut the blasted umbilical cord, and let them grow up and develop some independence.

Anyway, the results of that conversation would be announced by the Heads of House. Mortimer had decided against announcing it himself because he didn’t want backlash. He had considered pointing out that it was a parent who made a big stink about it, not that he would have said who and embarrassed the already unfortunate offspring, but was afraid that if he did, students might tell their parents who in turn felt it was okay to air their most likely unreasonable grievances.

And Merlin, did he ever not want that .

Once the older students were assembled at their tables and the first years entered the room. Mortimer cast Sonorous on himself and rose." Welcome to Sonora for the new first years and welcome back for all older students. First years, you should have received a blank badge at the end of Orientation. You will dunk the badge in the Sorting Potion and it will turn the color representing your house which are blue for Aladren, yellow for Teppenpaw, red for Crotalus, and brown for Pecari. Afterwards, you may join your house table."

After the first years had been settled, Mortimer continued. “Would Lavender Brockert and Phillipe Delachenne please come up and get your Head Student badges." He continued. "In addition, I'd like to call up Constance Melcher, Hansel Hexenmeister, Iris Cobb and Alexei Vorontsov to receive their prefect badges. Congratulations.” Amethyst should have won, she really should have. He would never understand why his grandchildren never won, other than annoying political correctness. At least,Mr. Vorontsov had won. He was obviously the most reasonable choice among his house, especially given that in Pecari it was often down to the best of a bad lot. To find one among them that actually did not make Mortimer feel this way was something of a miracle. Well, he was exactly that but also actually not terrible.

He was also a tad surprised at the results of the Head Student, he was sure that Miss Duell was a shoe-in. Of course, he was disappointed in the fact that Jasper had not gotten it, but more in the students for not electing him than in the Teppenpaw. Nothing personal against those who’d won, really, but they never seemed to see the best option.

Once the prefects and Head Students were back in their seats, Mortimer continued. “ Our midsummer event will be the Bonfire, details to be forthcoming.”

“Now for the singing of the school song.”Lyric sheets were passed around and the song began.

Every day we strive
Learning to survive
Life’s hardships and to solve its mystery.
Learning to defend
Our honour and our friends,
Flying high to meet our destiny
We will stand and face those who want to harm us.
We won’t let the world transfigure, jinx or charm us
I won’t fight alone, as long as you are with me.
Sonora be my home, my tutor and my spirit
Vasita quoque floeat; Even the desert blooms.


That done, he dug into his steak and bourbon.
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Lazarus Jareau-Fletcher

December 11, 2022 6:24 AM
Despite Mom’s constant coos about it, Lazarus hadn’t realized quite how much he had grown over the summer until it was time to pack. Thankfully, he’d done it a few days in advanced, and thankfully, Mom had made him try things on again before putting them away, but there was an unexpected gap between his pants and his ankle that he had not been anticipating, and while capris were a style in themselves (although mostly for women), that was not his intention. He liked to dress as inconspicuously as possible: presentable and erring on business casual.

He was again reminded of his added inches as he arrived and took his place among the Aladren table. The perspective felt all wrong, and everything looked so much lower. Indeed, his eye level must have raised considerably, or so it felt. His limbs felt long and awkward, too, and with a sigh, he realized this was just the latest symptom of puberty, and he was in for a long, Awkward year. And Awkward for the silent kid who communicated through a book was already a level of its own. Hence the capitalization.

Though already fourteen, this was only the beginning of this third year, but he still couldn’t help but look ahead and wonder about the Prefect selection two years from now. He thought it would be something for his parents to be proud of, and something cool to show to his little brother, who would be a first year at that time. But he wasn’t sure how likely it really was - he hadn’t made much of an impression around here and kept mostly to himself. Plus, Gwendolyn seemed like a pretty deserving candidate as far as he could tell, and she had a last name that seemed to pop up a lot around here, so his odds were probably not stellar.

Lazlo felt both glad and a bit excluded by the annual school song: glad to not have to sing in public, but excluded because he really couldn’t have even if he did want to. It occurred to him that he could try to take up some kind of portable instrument and play the notes along, but that seemed like a lot of work for a tradition that lasted for thirty seconds, once a year.

He gave his full attention to the meal ahead after that, not realizing quite how hungry he was until the food appeared and his stomach gave an audible growl in response. He began loading up his plate and caught the eye of a neighbor who seemed to be looking at the main dish he was holding. Lazarus raised his eyebrow and gave a slight forward gesture, indicating that he would pass it to them if they wanted it.
12 Lazarus Jareau-Fletcher More awkward by the day. 1548 0 5

Eben Sosna

December 16, 2022 10:05 PM
Timekeeping. Who needed it?

Aside from…everybody, that was, but at the moment (among other times), Eben found it annoying, and so he was prepared to dismiss its usefulness, at least inside his own head and in this exact moment. Saying that kind of thing out loud sounded kind of stupid anywhere and would sound doubly stupid in Aladren, and he’d be grateful for the practice of timekeeping right about the end of his first dull class session tomorrow, but surely allowing himself a moment of frustrated hyperbole inside his own head right now was okay. He had been separated from the library here for like two months. It was only natural that he had gotten a little carried away in reuniting with it and had been reluctant to leave it.

Summer hadn’t been a total bust. He’d become pretty good friends, he thought, with those ghosts who haunted the old taco place, and his brother had still stuck with him when it came to the local jerks. It was less and less often that they had anything to really talk about anymore, but they at least still wished there was. On the whole, though, a trip back home had mostly just reminded him how much better things were here. It was still a little bizarre, how nobody here had so much as stolen his glasses in class and played keep-away with them, and it added to the kind of culty vibe that the whole wizarding world and the rich people in it especially all gave off, but since the alternative would have been starting at the county high school today as the same scrawny, bespectacled, weird-named nerd he’d always been….

Yeah, as much as he disliked the suppression of knowledge on principle, and firmly believed that they could have probably done stuff like fix global warming and cure cancer by now if magic scientists and normal scientists had worked together…he had to admit, there were benefits of being secluded from the rest of the world in their own little culty world here. The only problem was how he was supposed to learn calculus in a few years if they didn’t even have algebra and trigonometry as official classes here, and when he was…a diplomat, which he wasn’t, might have said he needed improvement in some of the skills necessary for successful autodidacting. He could certainly focus, but he had little control over when he did so, or what he did so on, and once his concentration broke, that was usually it. This did not lend itself to official self-study courses, and he knew perfectly well that he would flounder eventually without someone holding his feet to the fire. He liked math, but doing anything as general as ‘go through the algebra book this semester’ without a teacher…he doubted it would go well.

That, however, was a problem for another day. Now there was trying to get into his seat before the Sortings started and without dropping his pocket notebook and fistful of pens all over everywhere.

He managed it – narrowly, but he managed it. He applauded for Constance along with everyone else, despite having never quite figured out what to think of her (why would someone so obviously be a suck-up for no obvious gain?), and mumbled his way through the school song before he began to look at the food, where his eyes promptly fell on a dish currently in the keeping of his neighbor. His twice-over neighbor, in fact; the guy was a year below him and also currently sitting there.

“Yeah, thanks,” he said when silently offered the dish. “And, uh, welcome to Intermediates, man. Glad about getting out of Beginner’s?” It felt rude to just ignore the guy’s existence while he was serving himself, and technically, that was a yes-or-no question, which meant it could be answered non-verbally. He got the food on his plate and came up with another one while offering it back in Lazarus’ direction. “Do you want this back?”
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Lazarus Jareau-Fletcher

December 17, 2022 11:14 AM
Lazarus was by nature a pretty dedicated observer. Since he avoided weighing in on the conversation out of convenience, he did his fair share of listening, and what he heard, he remembered. Like names. This particular student was named Eben Sosna. Bit of an odd name, Laz thought, but given his own somewhat ridiculous name, he supposed he wasn’t one to judge. Eben was one grade ahead of him, which actually meant that the boys were probably the same age, given that he had started a year late as a twelve-year-old first year.

He passed the dish to Eben and took in the welcome. Laz opened his book. “Thank you ,” he tapped first, and the sound of the word became audible. “Yes,” he tapped quickly, then turned a page. “I’m excited.” His face was anything but excited, but the sentiment was nonetheless true. It would be good to be in the Intermediates, although he did hope none of the work jumped too much in difficulty. Lazarus was smart, but he did have a lazy streak in him.

Eben asked him if he wanted the dish back, but Lazlo had already gotten his fill. He shook his hate and gestured down to his plate to show it was full, then indicated for Eben to continue passing it down the table for the rest of their Housemates.

The third year turned a few more pages to find some presets he had arranged for this specific event. It was the only time he would get usage out of “How was your summer?” but it made for easy conversation at the Opening Feast.
12 Lazarus Jareau-Fletcher No one's ever said that about me before. 1548 0 5

Eben Sosna

December 17, 2022 7:34 PM
Eben expected a reply that involved the guy – Lazarus; they’d only been in classes together one year, but his name stood out maybe even more than Eben’s did, even if he might not have been able to attach a face to it – nodding or shaking his head to get the point across. Instead, out came a book and it spoke for the other guy.

“That’s, uh, that’s good,” he said when Lazarus said he was excited to be in the Intermediate class. “They’re pretty interesting – third year might not get to do as much, but w – you’ll still get to see the fifth years doing some pretty cool stuff, and me…trying to learn how to do some pretty cool stuff.”

His grasp of the finer points of etiquette even from the world he’d grown up in was…tenuous, and he knew even less of the wizarding system. Somehow, though, he suspected that asking a bunch of questions about the book would be considered rude in both worlds. This was unfortunate, because that was kind of neat. Talking writing. It made sense, he supposed, now that he thought about it – if talking pictures, why not talking books? – but this one was almost like those kids’ books where you pressed a symbol to add sound effects to the story instead of being something that could really, at least a little, think for itself. Could a book be made to think for itself the way a painting could, though? If you could get someone to write and write and write in a journal, and then the person died…if the book could think the way the pictures did, then it might be a more portable way to keep someone with you when they were dead. With or without voices, maybe, even…though a talking book would probably complain a lot about the view inside of his backpack, and maybe get depressed about not being able to do things like a person anymore, and stuff.

This mental tangent was also completely irrelevant to the topic at hand. In his own defense, Eben hadn’t expected there to be much more conversation. Lazarus, however, seemed content to continue talking together despite the increased effort it took Lazarus to do so. Eben chewed on the inside of his mouth for a moment, thinking of how to put an answer to that.

“Not too bad, I guess. I got to hang out with my brother again, and some ghosts that haunt this place near where I live. And there were some UFO reports to catch up on and stuff.” It had all sounded like nonsense to him, not like the old stuff, but a few crazy people or hoaxes weren’t, to his mind, enough to rule something out on. Plus, if magic was real, then why not aliens?” “How was yours?”
16 Eben Sosna Guess there's a first time for everything? 1538 0 5