Mortimer Brockert

December 10, 2022 1:25 PM
The year had started off with one of Mortimer’s least favorite things-change-brought to him one of his least favorite ways-parental complaint. Now, the change itself might not have been an issue had it been suggested by someone with a different position. Mortimer did not want the students doing inappropriate things, but the thing was, he took exception to a parent-any of them, even ones he was closely related to such as his sons or his nephews or their wives-telling him how to run the school.

And he took a seriously hard line on this too. Because if he listened to what one parent wanted he had to listen to them all, and sometimes they wanted things that were completely unreasonable. Like, say someone wanted them to make flying lessons required for all seven years or at least until CATS-fortunately,this was unlikely to happen given that there was no CATS flying test, but that did not mean that Eustace wasn’t in favor of this exact thing-or that some animal rights extremist wanted them to ban meat, eggs and cheese-not bloody likely given that meat was one of the few things that Miles could eat with all his allergies and Mortimer would pretty much rather attempt to make small talk for an hour than give up his steaks-and then because they gave in to one whiny parent, they had to give in to all of them or at least listen to them and discuss their requests amongst the staff.

Mortimer felt that parents like that came across as especially entitled-being a wealthy pureblood with Eustace as a son, he knew entitlement when he saw it-overprotective control freaks, and the best possible thing that could happen to the children of a parent like that was to cut the blasted umbilical cord, and let them grow up and develop some independence.

Anyway, the results of that conversation would be announced by the Heads of House. Mortimer had decided against announcing it himself because he didn’t want backlash. He had considered pointing out that it was a parent who made a big stink about it, not that he would have said who and embarrassed the already unfortunate offspring, but was afraid that if he did, students might tell their parents who in turn felt it was okay to air their most likely unreasonable grievances.

And Merlin, did he ever not want that .

Once the older students were assembled at their tables and the first years entered the room. Mortimer cast Sonorous on himself and rose." Welcome to Sonora for the new first years and welcome back for all older students. First years, you should have received a blank badge at the end of Orientation. You will dunk the badge in the Sorting Potion and it will turn the color representing your house which are blue for Aladren, yellow for Teppenpaw, red for Crotalus, and brown for Pecari. Afterwards, you may join your house table."

After the first years had been settled, Mortimer continued. “Would Lavender Brockert and Phillipe Delachenne please come up and get your Head Student badges." He continued. "In addition, I'd like to call up Constance Melcher, Hansel Hexenmeister, Iris Cobb and Alexei Vorontsov to receive their prefect badges. Congratulations.” Amethyst should have won, she really should have. He would never understand why his grandchildren never won, other than annoying political correctness. At least,Mr. Vorontsov had won. He was obviously the most reasonable choice among his house, especially given that in Pecari it was often down to the best of a bad lot. To find one among them that actually did not make Mortimer feel this way was something of a miracle. Well, he was exactly that but also actually not terrible.

He was also a tad surprised at the results of the Head Student, he was sure that Miss Duell was a shoe-in. Of course, he was disappointed in the fact that Jasper had not gotten it, but more in the students for not electing him than in the Teppenpaw. Nothing personal against those who’d won, really, but they never seemed to see the best option.

Once the prefects and Head Students were back in their seats, Mortimer continued. “ Our midsummer event will be the Bonfire, details to be forthcoming.”

“Now for the singing of the school song.”Lyric sheets were passed around and the song began.

Every day we strive
Learning to survive
Life’s hardships and to solve its mystery.
Learning to defend
Our honour and our friends,
Flying high to meet our destiny
We will stand and face those who want to harm us.
We won’t let the world transfigure, jinx or charm us
I won’t fight alone, as long as you are with me.
Sonora be my home, my tutor and my spirit
Vasita quoque floeat; Even the desert blooms.


That done, he dug into his steak and bourbon.
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Aladren

Teppenpaw

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Pecari

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11 Mortimer Brockert Opening Feast 6 1 5

Isis Carter-Xavier

December 12, 2022 6:21 PM
Somehow, the Xaviers were now in close enough proximity to begin counting down. How many more years until their own children were among those led in by their coworkers (or even by Nathan, since there were some years where he had done the Orientation instead of Grayson) to be Sorted and placed fully among the student body, integrated and whole and too darn grown? The answer was a startling “two”. Isis could hardly believe it. Otto was now five years old, Dora was nine, and Nevaeh… well, Isis tried to avoid thinking about how close her firstborn was to entering her thirties. It just all seemed impossible.

And yet here they were. Isis had never pictured herself as the motherly type - she certainly hadn’t been to Nevaeh, and she struggled so hard when Dora was born - but the years of students had not gone without their effect on her. Truly, she had softened. Some students more than others (and one in particular) had melted her down to a gentler woman. Still not going to take any lip, mind you, but gentler all the same.

At least she got to do it all with her husband. That was a marked improvement from prior experience with children. Nathan really was an amazing dad, and he put up with Isis’s mother like an absolute champ, so Isis knew she was pretty lucky.

She even got to go to the Feast with him. How convenient it was to marry a coworker. There was always a bit of pride she felt, sitting there at the staff table before the students, a mismatched pair as they looked to be, to then conclude the Feast by separating to round up their respective first years. Half of the students here got to say they had a Professor Xavier as their Head of House. That was always fun.

“So it’s a bonfire year again, huh?” Isis commented idly to the nearest member of their table after the song had concluded. She never sang, but she did about the best lip sync one as likely to see. “Wonder what sort of twist they’ll throw on it this year.”
12 Isis Carter-Xavier Time marches on. 31 0 5

Osvaldo Alamilla

December 12, 2022 6:34 PM
Osvaldo had been working at the school long enough now to know how the patterns went. He knew what was coming and he was already unhappy. Unsurprisingly, the Headmaster announced the bonfire at the end of the school year again. He had the utmost respect for Headmaster Brockert, the man was sensible and practical. So he could not understand why the man kept allowing the perfectly groomed Quidditch pitch get set on fire every four years.

It wasn't just the fire though. The whole pitch was also covered in tents, which meant holes all over the place to be found and patched up. It usually took him most of the summer just to get the pitch back to normal again. Plus there was also the 'fraternization' problem the came up every time as well. In his opinion the bonfire was the worst of the events.

The others had their flaws naturally. The concert needed everything spotless from top to bottom for the visiting families. The fair was hit or miss, it was fine when it was offsite at Tumbleweed, but when it was on school grounds it was nearly as big of a mess as the bonfire. The ball was the best in his opinion. It was at least the least amount of work for him to clean up afterwards.

Osvaldo was about to dig into his meal when his eyes drifted over the students all out there eating, talking and being children. He recalculated the math in his head again. It didn't take long, but he came to the same realization again. Next year Edu would be among those children. That couldn't be right, but it was.

Then Professor Carter-Xavier made a comment next to him. One of those inane 'let's make conversation' comments. Not one he really wanted to talk about either. "It is," he responded a bit dryly. "Perhaps this year as a twist, we could have the students clean up the mess it makes." Osvaldo was not one for social niceties, but even he realized it sounded rather harsh as he said it. Manola would just slap him lightly on the arm and tell him to 'lighten up'. But they had a relationship. So he attempted his very best 'ha ha I'm being funny' smile. It did not get practiced often.

Perhaps he could distract her with a different topic of conversation. "I just realized that next year Edu will be among the students out there. Yours is close to that age as well?"
2 Osvaldo Alamilla It does indeed, when will the madness stop? 1503 0 5

Isis Carter-Xavier

December 12, 2022 6:47 PM
It had not occurred to Isis that the person she engaged would be the person most unhappy to think about the bonfire. Osvaldo wasn’t entirely unpleasant, but he was particular. He took pride in his work, which was respectable. Nathan was particular about that sort of thing too, albeit in a less grumpy way. Nathan was a big teddy bear, where Osvaldo was… probably a teddy bear too, if she were to really get to know him, but maybe one filled with rocks instead of fluff.

Still, she offered a smile, which, while not seeming altogether the most natural, did at least transition into an out. The new topic was one she had already given painstaking thought to, but at least it was an easy thing for parents to talk about. “Wow, Edu’s that big already?” she said with surprise. “Dora’s got two years yet, but it’s definitely closer than I’d like to think.”

“We’re fortunate that we get to be a lot closer than any of the other students’ parents,” she admitted, “but it’s still so hard to think about. And I wonder which House they’ll end up in. My guess for Dora is that she’s coming with me. She has a habit of wandering off or getting into things.” Isis laughed. “What about Edu? Any Sorting predictions?”
12 Isis Carter-Xavier I don't think it does. 31 0 5

Osvaldo Alamilla

December 15, 2022 5:56 PM
"He is indeed." Osvaldo replied without much hesitation. He wasn't really sure what had happened to the time. When had first arrived here, things were quite uncertain and he had had some plans for continuing his work. However, he had never really made much progress. There were always things to do around the school, and limitations on what he could do in order to maintain a low profile, but still. Some part of him wondered if he just wasn't becoming complacent, settling for this life that had somehow fallen in front of him. A few years ago he would have thought this all preposterous, now... now he wasn't quite sure.

He ate while Professor Carter-Xavier kept up her chatter. He raised an eyebrow at her prediction for her daughter. If there was one group of kids in the place that he wouldn't mind seeing educated elsewhere, it was the Pecari group, Professor Carter-Xavier's house. He had nothing against her, but those kids made a bigger mess of things than any other group in the school. He'd often wondered what sort of parents were responsible for such children, and apparently he now had at least one answer. He nodded politely.

As for her question, that took him some time to think about. There were many facets to that question, and Edu's personality was only a small one to take into account. Osvaldo was a master alchemist after all, his first thought on the subject was the sorting potion that the school used. To be frank, he didn't like it much. The potion they had used in the old days had been much better. The one they used now, in his opinion, was a watered-down, poor shadow of the original. As for Edu's part in the formula, "Well, if he takes after his mother he will be in Crotalus I suspect. If he takes after me, Aladren." He paused a moment, "Though I suspect he will most likely fall into your husband's house."
2 Osvaldo Alamilla That is most unfortunate 1503 0 5