Mortimer Brockert

December 10, 2022 1:25 PM
The year had started off with one of Mortimer’s least favorite things-change-brought to him one of his least favorite ways-parental complaint. Now, the change itself might not have been an issue had it been suggested by someone with a different position. Mortimer did not want the students doing inappropriate things, but the thing was, he took exception to a parent-any of them, even ones he was closely related to such as his sons or his nephews or their wives-telling him how to run the school.

And he took a seriously hard line on this too. Because if he listened to what one parent wanted he had to listen to them all, and sometimes they wanted things that were completely unreasonable. Like, say someone wanted them to make flying lessons required for all seven years or at least until CATS-fortunately,this was unlikely to happen given that there was no CATS flying test, but that did not mean that Eustace wasn’t in favor of this exact thing-or that some animal rights extremist wanted them to ban meat, eggs and cheese-not bloody likely given that meat was one of the few things that Miles could eat with all his allergies and Mortimer would pretty much rather attempt to make small talk for an hour than give up his steaks-and then because they gave in to one whiny parent, they had to give in to all of them or at least listen to them and discuss their requests amongst the staff.

Mortimer felt that parents like that came across as especially entitled-being a wealthy pureblood with Eustace as a son, he knew entitlement when he saw it-overprotective control freaks, and the best possible thing that could happen to the children of a parent like that was to cut the blasted umbilical cord, and let them grow up and develop some independence.

Anyway, the results of that conversation would be announced by the Heads of House. Mortimer had decided against announcing it himself because he didn’t want backlash. He had considered pointing out that it was a parent who made a big stink about it, not that he would have said who and embarrassed the already unfortunate offspring, but was afraid that if he did, students might tell their parents who in turn felt it was okay to air their most likely unreasonable grievances.

And Merlin, did he ever not want that .

Once the older students were assembled at their tables and the first years entered the room. Mortimer cast Sonorous on himself and rose." Welcome to Sonora for the new first years and welcome back for all older students. First years, you should have received a blank badge at the end of Orientation. You will dunk the badge in the Sorting Potion and it will turn the color representing your house which are blue for Aladren, yellow for Teppenpaw, red for Crotalus, and brown for Pecari. Afterwards, you may join your house table."

After the first years had been settled, Mortimer continued. “Would Lavender Brockert and Phillipe Delachenne please come up and get your Head Student badges." He continued. "In addition, I'd like to call up Constance Melcher, Hansel Hexenmeister, Iris Cobb and Alexei Vorontsov to receive their prefect badges. Congratulations.” Amethyst should have won, she really should have. He would never understand why his grandchildren never won, other than annoying political correctness. At least,Mr. Vorontsov had won. He was obviously the most reasonable choice among his house, especially given that in Pecari it was often down to the best of a bad lot. To find one among them that actually did not make Mortimer feel this way was something of a miracle. Well, he was exactly that but also actually not terrible.

He was also a tad surprised at the results of the Head Student, he was sure that Miss Duell was a shoe-in. Of course, he was disappointed in the fact that Jasper had not gotten it, but more in the students for not electing him than in the Teppenpaw. Nothing personal against those who’d won, really, but they never seemed to see the best option.

Once the prefects and Head Students were back in their seats, Mortimer continued. “ Our midsummer event will be the Bonfire, details to be forthcoming.”

“Now for the singing of the school song.”Lyric sheets were passed around and the song began.

Every day we strive
Learning to survive
Life’s hardships and to solve its mystery.
Learning to defend
Our honour and our friends,
Flying high to meet our destiny
We will stand and face those who want to harm us.
We won’t let the world transfigure, jinx or charm us
I won’t fight alone, as long as you are with me.
Sonora be my home, my tutor and my spirit
Vasita quoque floeat; Even the desert blooms.


That done, he dug into his steak and bourbon.
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Aladren

Teppenpaw

Crotalus

Pecari

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Misty Brockert

December 11, 2022 6:41 AM
Misty took point for the first year group mass, hot on the Professor’s heels as they were led to the Cascade Hall. Between stories she had heard from her dad, Gwendolyn, and so many other family members who had walked these halls, plus the combined knowledge acquired through Orientation, she felt positively… oriented!

She was among the very first to dunk her badge, and she closed her eyes tight in eager expectation as the color change process began. After a moment, she finally opened her eyes and… oh, huh. It was brown. So she was a Pecari? That was unexpected. Her dad had been a Crotalus, and Gwendolyn was in Aladren. She wasn’t sure that she really thought she’d go to either of those, although both were pretty good places to be. Somehow, though, she didn’t really see this coming. Misty wasn’t sure what she expected, though, so she guessed any result might have elicited this response. She shrugged to herself and skipped off to the Pecari table.

She didn’t know any of the older kids yet, so the Head Student and Prefect announcement didn’t make much impression on her, although she did notice that the Head Girl was also a Brockert, so they were probably related somehow. Dad had a lot of siblings, and their extended family was also pretty darn huge, so she lost track pretty easily about who her cousins were and how. Mama’s family wasn’t exactly simple either, but it was at least smaller, and since most of them were all the way in China, they didn’t see them as much.

Misty tried her best to sing along, but she wasn’t very good at sight-reading music. Maybe by next year she’d have a better grip on it - or she could ask Gwendolyn for help, yay! - but for now, it was a bit of a mess. An enthusiastic mess, but a mess all the same. The first year still enjoyed herself, though, and as it finished, she giggled to a neighbor, “Gee, this is fun!”
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Xarryn Bavol

December 11, 2022 7:06 PM
Xarryn was excited for his second year at Sonora. His first had been quite interesting with the team challenges offering a chance at fame and fortune. His team sadly hadn't found any, having taken second to last place, so no trophies and no eternal recognition in the Sonora awards room, but it had been fun anyway. He understood that was a once in a school cycle occurrence so it would not be repeating this year, or any other year he attended, but he was hopeful something else interesting would happen.

He'd found an adventure group who, while they didn't actually sword fight, they at least rolled dice to pretend to sword fight? It was a little weird, but he enjoyed it. And Leviosa would actually sword fight with him, so that was cool. And the classes were usually tons more interesting than the reading and writing and math Dad kept trying to get him to work on, though there was an annoying amount of that required as well. It was just mitigated with casting spells and brewing potions and meeting real life creatures (besides the rats and parrot he did get to see on his dad's ship - the parrot was there on purpose, the rats less so but they were historically accurate so Dad didn't try too hard to eradicate them, just minimize their harm).

He did miss sailing and the crew and especially Dad while he was here, but it was nice being around other kids, and being allowed to use the magic he was learning how to harness. (Not that he had completely followed those rules, but there were no muggles so the statute of secrecy wasn't an issue and it was the middle of the Pacific in international waters so who even had the authority to enforce underage magic laws out there?)

Not having any roommates, he headed down for the feast early to seek some company, and took a tour around the Cascade Hall to see if he could find any of his teammates to say hi and catch up with to before setting down at the Pecari table shortly before the first years arrived with Professor Wright. A few new ones sorted into Pecari and he smiled in a well practiced welcoming manner at the one who sat down nearest to him (he'd worked in tourism since birth, he was very good at welcoming manners).

None of the people from his team earned the badges the Headmaster handed out, which meant he didn't really know any of the ones who did, though Philippe was at least in gaming club with him. He applauded for Alexei anyway out of House Solidarity.

The other announcements were short and raised more questions than they answered, but Xarryn had come to expect this from Headmaster Brockert. He'd emulated it a few times this summer with the passengers: mention something of obvious import so briefly that it causes confusion rather than clarification, and the listeners do get more invested in it than if you explained it clearly from the start. It was a clever bit of psychology and Xarryn was impressed. You had to be careful about the implementation though, or it could cause annoyance rather than curiosity. It was a balance not even Headmaster Brockert always seemed to hit exactly right, but Xarryn was in a good mood this evening and was willing to wait for some details at a later date and just wonder what a magical bonfire would entail in the meantime.

The school song page appeared in front of him, and Xarryn cheerfully sang along, and he grinned at the new girl who was giving it a solid go as well.

"It is fun!" he agreed positively. "I'm Xarryn. Welcome to Pecari! We're the fun House!"
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Misty Brockert

December 12, 2022 5:39 PM
Oooooooh, Xarryn. That was a cool name, and the boy it went too seemed pretty nice, and cute too! She paused briefly at his welcome, though; “fun” wasn’t really the way most of her immediate family would have described it. Her family tended more toward Crotalus types, like her dad, or Aladren types, like her sister. There were definitely relatives who had been in that House - because really, where hadn’t her relatives been around this place? - but seemingly something of a minority.

Still, she did feel reassured by his enthusiasm, and she matched his energy cheerfully. “Thanks!” she beamed back. “I’m Misty!” The first year knew she was supposed to give her formal introduction to new people - Misty Brockert, of the yada yada - but Xarryn hadn’t said all that, so she didn’t want to make him feel under-prepared. Plus, they were the fun house! This was supposed to be fun, not formal!

“Are you a second year?” she asked with genuine interest. He seemed close to her age, but she didn’t remember him at Orientation earlier. “What is your absolute favorite thing about Sonora?” She had already heard lots about it pretty much all her life, but she was always very curious for a brand new perspective! It was like a good twirl on her skates: always new and exciting, wherever you ended up!
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