Headmaster Brockert

September 24, 2016 3:56 AM
This year, Mortimer felt slightly different about the Opening Feast. For the first time, there was a student he genuinely cared about being Sorted. Okay, maybe he had been slightly been interested over Owen and Angelique, but those were just his brother's grandchildren. This year it was his granddaughter Emerald who would be attending for her first time.

And while he kept his unemotional neutral expression-Mortimer's face only made about three different expressions, his Everyday Perpertual Scowl that his older brother Zachariah insisted that Mortimer was born with, his Death Glare for when someone really annoyed him, and the School Event Face, which was an attempt to look pleasant and cheerful but mostly still looked like a scowl. Oh and of course there was the Bit Too Much Whiskey face or the Got Too Close To Cousin Frank face that happened at parties sometimes where he genuinely did look somewhat happy-as the students filed in, he still couldn't help but wonder about how Emerald had fared at Orientation. The other students had better have been nice to her. Zachariah had mentioned Angelique constantly complaining that she didn't fit in with her classmates. Of course, since he didn't actually know much about the students as people, as far as Mortimer was concerned, Angelique was a spoiled child who was used to getting her way and complained when she didn't. Fortunately, Mortimer had enough sense to not tell his brother this. After all, he wouldn't like it if Zachariah insinuated not so nice things about his grandchildren.

Now though, it was time for Emerald and the other first years to be Sorted. He stood to greet the assembled mass and explain the process to them. "Welcome to Sonora for the new first years and welcome back for all older students. In just a minute,first years will be receiving a goblet distributed by Deputy Headmistress Skies, in order to sort you into your houses. You will turn the color representing your house which are blue for Aladren, yellow for Teppenpaw, red for Crotalus, and brown for Pecari. Afterwards, you may join your house table."

Unlike previous years where he just patiently waited for the Sorting to be done so he could finish off what he had to do for it and just sit and eat and ignore everyone, he watched expectantly. He knew where he expected Emerald to go, and more than that where he wanted her, his first grandchild to go.

The student next to Emerald handed her the goblet and....for a moment, just a moment before anyone could notice him showing an emotion other than annoyance, a new expression washed over Mortimer's face, that of Proud Grandfather, before quickly switching back to School Event Face, though his usually forced smile did look a bit more genuine now.

Once the Sorting had finished, it was time to announce prefects and Head Students. "Would Jacob Manger and Chaslyn Brockert please come up and get your Head Student badges? In addition I'd like to call up John Spencer, Jemima Wolseithcrafte, Kelsey Atwater, and Gia Donovan to recieve their prefect badges. Congratulations." Wow, back to back Head Girls for the Brockert family as a whole and his cousin Corrine's daughter was the prefect for Crotalus. Utterly utterly shocking.

He went on. "Just a few more announcements before we begin the feast." Which I hate about a million times more than any of you. He silently added to himself. "First of all, our Groundskeeper, Nathan Xavier, is now our fulltime Herbology professor. Congratualations, Professor Xavier. I'd also like to introduce Professor Ammon, who will be teaching Muggle Studies, which is a newly offered elective, unlike Herbology which is required." Mortimer was going to have to make sure to check over the new professor's lessons to ensure that he didn't just teach the "good" stuff with gadgets and games. He wanted to make sure that Professor Ammon taught the good, the bad and the ugly with regards to Muggles. They could play fun games and read Muggle literature or whatever, but Mortimer in no way wanted the class to be propaganda that idealized the Muggle world. He wanted students taught about human slavery,genocide, and most importantly the witch trials, even if they did follow it up with a friendly Muggle card game of Yuckker or whatever it was that they played.

Actually, maybe he should keep an eye on Herbology too, come to think of it. Mortimer was all too familiar with certain herbs that could be grown, even though he himself preferred the liquid method of intoxication. Then again, he didn't really think Nathan would teach the students such things. The man had worked here for years and he was even the Teppenpaw Head of House. He'd earned some trust. Besides, Mortimer had a hard time imagining Nathan doing that himself in the first place. The thought was almost laughable.

And it wasn't necessarily Professor Ammon that Mortimer distrusted, or at least no more so than he distrusted most people, it was the discipline of Muggle Studies itself. In his eyes, even Divination was better, and he thought was all a bunch of well, bullcrap. The Muggle world was not this perfectly nice place, not some utopia, certainly not better than the magical one. They were both flawed, they even had some of the same flaws.People could say the magical world was prejudiced for example-and it was, he wasn't denying it-but so was the Muggle world from what he understood. Including, at one time before the Statute of Secrecy came into effect, against witches. Certain groups of them still believed in witchcraft and felt about it the way the people of Salem felt about it back in 1692. People were just horrible no matter what world, what time or what place one lived in. In a way, it was almost comforting in it's consistency.

Still there was one last announcement to be made and tradition to be carried out before he could sit down and enjoy a nice juicy cut of prime rib and a bourbon laced drink-it was nobody's blasted business what he had in his cup, he was the Headmaster and he was a Brockert. Besides, he was pretty sure certain other staff members imbibed quite often-and Mortimer didn't fault them a bit, if he had to actually deal with the students on a more regular basis, he'd drink too. Well, more.

So he pushed aside thoughts of Emerald and witch burning and staff members who drank and said "This year, our midsummer event will be the fair. Details to come later. We will now sing our school song."

Every day we strive
Learning to survive
Life’s hardships and to solve its mystery.
Learning to defend
Our honour and our friends,
Flying high to meet our destiny
We will stand and face those who want to harm us.
We won’t let the world transfigure, jinx or charm us
I won’t fight alone, as long as you are with me.
Sonora be my home, my tutor and my spirit
Vasita quoque floeat; Even the desert blooms.




OOC-The card game Mortimer speaks of,"Yuckker", is actually Euchre.
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Gabriel Valenti

September 25, 2016 9:23 PM
Gabe piled into the wagon at the Northeast transportation center and found himself surrounded by friends. Unbothered by the bumps and swerves of the wagon, he cheerfully downed most of the cookies in the tin that his nonni - his grandparents - had packed especially for him, occasionally sharing with the others. When the wagon touched down in Arizona he bounced off the wagon, broom in hand. It was time to go to the Pitch.

He’d flown all summer, of course. Now that he had Nat and Ari to go to the public Pitch with him, his parents didn’t mind dropping him off in a magical place that they could not enter as much. Gabe knew Ari was less excited about the actual flying and mostly just happy to be out of the house and around magic, but he didn’t mind. Gabe thought that the combination of flying, as well as being around Nat and himself, really loosened his cousin up.

His stomach began to grumble, signaling it was time to head back to Teppenpaw common room and wash up before the Opening Feast. Gabe was a third year, everything was becoming routine now. He knew the lay of the land.

Changing into his robes, he ended up arriving at Cascade Hall a bit early. He found his cousin there. Apparently in the time since they had arrived, she had had a bit of a run-in with one of her yearmates. Gabe just couldn’t understand why his cousin had so much trouble with the students in her year. Sure, the Aladren could be bossy, but she appeared to get along with his friends just fine. It just seemed like one of those things Gabe would never understand.

The ceremonies began, and for the first time, Gabe was not quite as invested in the Sorting. Sure, he cheered for all the new Teppenpaws extra loudly. But this was the first year since he had been here that there weren’t any Valentis involved in the Sorting. Of course, it really was lucky that there was more than one Valenti at Sonora at all, given that most of the people in his family were non-magical for about as far off as he could tell.

Once the Sorting was over, Head students were announced, and Gabe gave an extra whoop when Jake was announced as Head Boy. That was his teammate! Jake must be so happy. It was really cool that Teppenpaw had secured Head Boy for two years running now.

Humming along to the school song, so much felt the same about Sonora, but so much had changed. Gabe was a couple inches over five feet now, some of that baby fat that Ma had always promised he would outgrow was starting to fade away. His hair was as messy as ever. And Gabe’s summer had been filled with adventures - his parents let him use the Floo to get to homeschooling at Arianna’s home (although that in itself had been boring), Gabe had caught his older brother, Mattie, throwing a party at their house, and for five-and-a-half days this summer Gabe had had a girlfriend.

He hadn’t been entirely sure how that last one had happened. Amanda had decided all of the terms of the relationship, from when it started, to when he was supposed to hold her hand, when he was definitely not supposed to hold her hand, to when it ended. But Gabe had really enjoyed playing soccer with her and the other members of Emma’s summer soccer team, although he had been extremely confused when Amanda announced in front of everyone that they were over, and that Gabe could not attend practices anymore. Emma had been unable to provide any additional detail as to the reasoning behind The Breakup. As for Gabe, he was relieved. He didn’t have to worry about planning a date, or making sure Amanda was happy, or trying to figure out what Amanda expected from him as a boyfriend anymore. It had been a very exhausting almost-week.

The song was soon over, and then Gabe’s favorite part of the ceremony happened - the Feast appeared. The newly-minted intermediate student grinned.

“Heya,” he greeted the kid next to him in his usual friendly tone, “D’ya mind passing me that platter of quesadillas over there? They look delicious!”
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Joseph Umland

September 28, 2016 4:15 PM
It had been a long, strange summer in Canada, and even now, weeks after the most dramatic points, Joe still wasn’t sure what to think of it all. He did not think this reflected poorly on him. When finding out that one’s only sister was a feudal overlord was quite possibly the least weird thing that had happened, Joe thought he was well within his rights to take a while to sort it all out.

The first day of school, however, was no time for that. Sonora, where his biggest problem was probably whether or not it was morally wrong to sometimes think about how self-assured and pretty his roommate’s cousin was, was a different world, a simpler world. Here, if Gabe found out Joe thought Arianna was pretty and decided to punch him in the face over it, it wasn’t the kind of thing that could have Repercussions. Joe was pretty sure John had been playing with more fire than he realized over the summer, but he was away from it now and hopefully it would work itself out before next holiday – though Joe did plan to figure out how to keep his brother distracted first anyway. The last time he had trusted John to figure something out himself, after all, John had ended up dancing with part of the furniture in front of the whole school.

There was a part of him that still regretted not writing to Jemima Wolseithcrafte about John, and not just because it might have spared them both the embarrassment. If the plan he had evolved (basically, Jemima, in exchange for a favor from Joe she could call in at her leisure, would have found a suitable girl and, promising further favors up to and including doing what he could to sabotage a Teppenpaw Quidditch match, persuaded said girl to go to a place Joe could lure John and pretend that she hadn’t had any idea John was going to ask her out before Joe talked him into doing so) had worked, it would have both spared them both some embarrassment and probably been kind of fun. Conspiring with a girl as pretty as Jemima could hardly be anything else…unless Jemima held onto the letter and used it later to blackmail him, which was why Joe hadn’t done it. He hated writing anything down for a reason, having read more than his fair share of spy novels when he was younger in the hopes that someday John and Joanie Murphy would decide he was worthy to join their secret society (they never had), and he knew there were Rules about someone like him approaching someone like Jemima Wolseithcrafte spontaneously for a conversation when they’d had little prior interaction. Most of those rules had a theme, namely, “don’t do it.” So Joe hadn’t done it and everything had gone badly, but he and John still had all their internal organs right where God had put them as far as Joe knew, so it could have gone worse.

The Sorting ceremony wasn’t too interesting to Joe this year, though he did make sure to smile as each new Teppenpaw joined their table, but he did look up when he realized the new badges were about to be announced. He applauded for Jake, but felt bad for Clark. He didn’t know the seventh year Aladren that well personally, of course – certainly less than he knew his own team’s Seeker – but Clark seemed like a good guy, clearly had the patience of a saint to put up with John for no reason all these years, and since Clark finding a date to the Ball last year was probably the only reason people weren’t expecting him and Joe’s brother to someday have a happy announcement, he felt a sort of secondhand interest. He was less troubled by the prefects; it would have been nice if Ginger had gotten it, but since Ginger was already basically the Teppenpaw Quidditch team, it was probably for the best, and he took a tiny bit of not-very-nice satisfaction in Aladren’s results. He blamed Barnaby and Jax as much for last year’s incident with the alien as he did himself, their falling-out being the reason John had been incredibly sleep deprived by the time the Ball had rolled around, so The Other John getting that badge was just fine with him.

He clapped, too, for his Head of House becoming a full professor and for a new professor joining the ranks. Muggle Studies; he was surprised he hadn’t heard anything about protests, though he guessed his family couldn’t be expected to know all the news in America even though his auntie did report it. Goodness knew he didn’t expect many of his classmates knew much about the news in Canada. Or maybe the Americans were taking a know-your-enemy approach; who knew. He didn’t devote too much time to thinking about it once the food appeared.

“No problem,” said Joe when Gabe asked him to pass the quesadillas. “Those do look good. Have a good summer?” He had wandered to the Cascade Hall for a snack and then out into the Gardens for a while after arriving and so hadn’t crossed paths with Gabe or Arthur to catch up before the Feast.
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Gabe

October 06, 2016 8:44 PM
“Thanks, dude,” he grinned at his roommate-teammate, grabbing the quesadilla platter and starting to fill his plate. It was good to see his roommate again. Joe was a cool guy and an awesome flyer, the best sort of things a person could be, in Gabe’s book.

“Summer was mostly good - Ari and I had summer school,” he caveated, “Learning about Earth Science in the middle of the city is pretty weird. But we talked Aunt Patrizia into taking us to Central Park - for science, of course,” he emphasized said point with a nod carrying all the fake seriousness he could muster, “So that was pretty fun. What about you?”

There had also been a decent amount of flying. But, given that it was Joe of all people that he was talking to, he felt kind of guilty about that. It wasn’t that Gabe had purposely left out his buddy from his summer antics. Simply, it was a matter of geography.

Every day, one of his parents would drop him off at the closest Floo transportation center, and he would go into Brooklyn, where Aunt Patrizia and Uncle Anthony lived. Gabe always felt a bit guilty about this too. His parents frequently complained about the traffic going into the city from their home in the suburbs. To be fair, Floo travel everyday was no fun either, he didn’t appreciate being in such a small space. But at least it was quick.

Anyway, since he was Floo-ing to Brooklyn three or four days a week, he was often pretty close to Nat’s neighborhood. And of course if he was going to be in the area, he and Nat were going to go to a public Pitch and go flying!

He even talked his cousin into joining, if only occasionally. Arianna didn’t enjoy flying nearly as much as he or Nat did, but Gabe always thought his cousin seemed happier when she was away from home. Having magical school, and then normal summer school was bad enough as it was. But his cousin lived with teachers all the time! And his Aunt and Uncle were super strict, way more so than the professors at Sonora, who pretty much allowed Gabe to explode things on a regular basis. Anyway, it made him happy when he could talk Ari into joining. A kid needed some fresh air sometimes, run around and get loose.

It was just hard, with Joe all the way in Canada. Maybe they should invite Joe over or something next time they had a school vacation. Maybe Gabe could even recruit enough people to play a mini-game! He could host a sleepover in the den, the way Emma did with her friends.

“You should come visit sometime,” he suggested, “You could stay by my place and then go flying with me and Nat. Sometimes Ari comes along and we could get a game going or something.” The idea of hanging out with friends outside of school was very exciting to Gabe. Seeing all those kids Mattie had invited over to the not-so-secret house party had served as a rude reminder that he was starting to become disconnected from his home. Even if Amanda Foreman did insist that they were “a thing” for nearly a week.
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Joe

October 18, 2016 8:46 PM
“For science,” agreed Joe solemnly, though he cracked a grin after only a few seconds. He knew all too well all the things parents could be persuaded to do, or let him do, if he could somehow convince them it was educational. It didn’t always work out so good, at least for those caught in the crossfire – Joe had lost count of how many hours of his life he’d lost to times John had convinced their mom that something involving birds was so educational that Mom had decided Joe should do it, too, and Joe himself was probably directly responsible for permanent damage to his poor, rather happily German-Irish, father’s taste buds because of his affection for trying the cuisines of different countries he’d had to study – but it worked often enough.

“I couldn’t convince Mom we should go do something fun in Montreal to, uh, improve my French grammar,” he said, “but I did get out of the house some.” Might as well put the best spin he possibly could on the whole sorry mess. “Me and John hung out with our big sister’s friends a lot. They’ve invented a broom game even less safe and sane than Quidditch. I couldn’t really play, though” – Joe straight-up lied about this without a second thought; there was taking care not to become someone who endangered his own safety just to mislead someone else, then there was casually admitting to technically criminal behavior at supper – “since you have to use your wand to play it.”

John, he knew, intended for the two of them to practice over the year so they could both knock the stuffing out of Justin next summer. Joe wondered if his brother had noticed the obvious implication: that they were now part of Julian’s new set, the very set John was acting…unreasonable (he would not believe his brother was crazy. He wouldn’t. It wasn’t on) over. He had decided it was in everyone’s best interests that he not ask.

Gabe’s invitation to come visit New York startled him a little, but pleased him, too. “That might work,” he said. Normally he didn’t think his parents would be okay with the idea of him visiting America on his own, but Aunt Katie and Uncle Pete-A. (as opposed to Uncle Pete-R., his mother’s brother) lived somewhere in New York, too, so it wasn’t like he would be completely nowhere near anyone they knew. “My aunt Kathleen lives in your part of this country, I think, so that would make the traveling easier,” he said, waving vaguely to sum up the complications that could go with travel. “Did you see much of Nat this summer?” he asked, thinking of a page he had noticed in the yearbook after he’d gotten home for the summer. He’d had other things on his mind for most of the summer, but Gabe mentioning their friend and teammate’s name reminded him of it.
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Gabe

October 25, 2016 1:58 AM
Gabe grinned back at Joe, glad that he could always count on living with someone fun while at school. He missed that. Lately, ever since it had been announced that Mattie would be the starting quarterback on the football team this year, his brother had turned into a complete diva. He didn’t want to play baseball with Emma and Gabe anymore, or do anything with his younger siblings, really. Emma said maybe it was a good thing that he was quitting baseball, because at least she wouldn’t have to deal with his big head when she joined the high school team this year. Gabe was sure she’d have enough to deal with, what with the other guys probably getting all weird over a girl being on their team. Gabe was pretty certain they were mostly just mad that they couldn’t hit her curveball.

The third year perked up at the mention of a new sport, “Really - what’s it called? How does it work? D’you remember enough about it that you think we could try it here?” Gabe was always up for learning a new game. He knew he wasn’t the greatest at wandwork, but he wanted to at least give it a shot. If it was a really cool game, maybe they could even try to bring it to Sports Club. He took another bite of his quesadilla, thinking about all the possibilities.

“Cool! It’s gonna be awesome!” Gabe exclaimed, happy to hear that Joe might come visit. Gabe wasn’t exactly a planner, he hadn’t really thought about the execution, but was certain that with magic, somehow Joe would be able to make it. Hopefully Mom would let them go into the city on their own (they were teenagers now, after all) and they could go exploring.

Maybe, Gabe could even have a bunch of friends over for a sleepover party, kind of like the parties Mattie and Emma had had over the summer. Well, not that one party Mattie had hosted, but Gabe wasn’t one to break house rules anyway. Now that he had one potential buddy coming over, he thought about who else to invite. Gabe loved including people. There was their other roommate, Arthur, and there were Nat and Ben, of course, and they were both friends with Tess, who Gabe didn’t know very well but was part of the wagon crew with them. He wouldn’t want her to feel left out. The Collindales always seemed pretty cool, Gabe had always wanted to learn circus tricks from them. While Gabe was not really one for Balls, like the one Sonora had hosted last year, he was very excited about the idea of a get together.

His vacation plans were interrupted, however, when Joe brought up Nat. Gabe flushed involuntarily, thinking of all the teasing he had been subjected to by his siblings this summer. It had been practically relentless once Mattie had fished Gabe’s yearbook out of his bedroom. Even Mom and Dad had asked questions. It had almost been a welcome relief when Amanda had decided they were “dating” a couple of days into Gabe playing practice goalie for Emma’s summer soccer league team because the regular goalie was at Disney World. It didn’t shut people up, not at all. But at least it got them talking about something else.

“Well, yeah,” Gabe acknowledged, stumbling over his words but determined to play it cool, “‘Course I did. We practiced flying, like we do every summer.” Well, this was only the second summer. But that wasn’t the point. The point was that everything was normal, thank you very much, and people just needed to chill. It was ridiculous, really, how worked up people got over a basic misunderstanding.
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Joe

October 25, 2016 10:07 PM
“If it has a name, they never bothered using it,” said Joe of the collective madness of Julian’s set. “It’s…kind of like a cross between jousting – “ he silently apologized to his mother for not specifying the type of jousting he meant; for one thing, he couldn’t remember if he was after late medieval or early Renaissance, and for another, he thought it would have been a bit too nerdy to admit to even if he had been sure – “and Capture the Flag. There’s flags, and people take turns – you’re trying to keep the other guy from getting your flag and keep him from knocking your hat off. So you end up dueling in midair, then sometimes doing that twice when you try to get your flag back before the other guy can get back to his end with it.” Joe shrugged. “Most of the time, nobody pulls off a complete win, so there’s all these points for how much you do get done, and in the end, whoever gets the most beaten up gets all the girls fussing over him.”

That sounded more impressive than it had been – the girls who’d fussed over him, John, and Justin had been their sisters; Joe didn’t think the other two girls in the party, the little Ingram girls, were even school age and he had no idea why they were even there – but again: best spin possible on the whole sorry mess.

“Though we’d, uh, probably have to do without the girls fussing over us at the end if we tried any of the rest of it here,” he added. Nat, he was sure, would rather play than play the Lady Fair, and somehow, he didn’t really see Arianna rushing into lists to tend the wounded, either. As for girls who would do that kind of thing, they were also, Joe thought, the types who probably ought not know about any attempts to replicate the game at all, as it was probably against at least a few school rules. Getting a detention or two for hexing someone a bit wasn’t, he knew, that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things – his oldest brother Stephen had once done a week of detentions in school for doing something which had ended with broccoli growing out of a guy’s nose, and while Mom and Dad had not been happy, it didn’t seem to have prevented Steve from succeeding in life since – but Joe liked his shiny, clean record. He had to admit, there was a certain appeal to the idea of doing something blatantly against the rules and getting away with it, but even losing his shiny, clean record fair and square because he got caught sounded better than being ratted out because he hoped the wrong girl would swoon over him.

Joe noticed the flush and the bit of a stumble at mention of Nat, but wasn’t sure if that meant they were dating or that they weren’t. He wouldn’t be surprised if they did eventually, but it was…sort of weird, honestly, to imagine people in his year, his age give or take a few months, dating now. Joe himself had noticed that some girls were pretty and not just guys with long hair and occasionally skirts, but he had no clue what to do about that, or even how to begin figuring it out. He decided that if Gabe and Nat didn’t want to outright tell, he didn’t want to outright ask, at least at the moment, in the dining hall. “All two of them,” he said lightly to the ‘every summer’ bit, but continued, “This year I got to practice some, too, since Julian’s set are all wizards. Quidditch is going to be great this year.”
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