Headmaster Brockert

December 06, 2014 1:34 PM
As far as Mortimer was concerned, the Midsummer event was nothing more than a chore, much like the Opening and Returning Feasts. It involved his least favorite part of his job, getting up in front of the students and giving a speech. Not that the man was afraid of public speaking but he loathed having to pretend to be pleasant and festive and the slightest bit interested in the social occasion at hand. Mortimer hadn't been here nearly long enough to perfect such difficult acting skills. Being friendly and personable went against the core of his very being. Just the fact that he was able to manage to keep himself from scowling or sneering was an accomplishment.

The only positive thing that he could say about the ball was that it was the easiest event to plan for. It was always the same whereas with other events people always seemed to want something new and different from what he understood. Of course, the ball also had the most potential for drama and misery. Thankfully, he kept his distance from the emotional states of students-something he had no idea how to deal with in the first place- and really only interacted with them if he had to step in as a disciplinarian.

The hall had been transformed into a real dance hall with a stage for the band the school had hired, one that played popular tunes. Not necessarily Mortimer's taste, but he supposed he once again had to make concessions. There was a huge dance floor with groups of medium sized tables surrounding it. The Hall was decorated in the colors of the winning house and flowers were the center pieces at each table. There was also a table with buffet much like the one at the Bonfire last year. Not the classiest thing but it wasn't like they could hire waiters, and a set menu didn't work either when you had a wide range of tastes in food. Besides, for those less than enthused about the ball in general, they could at least enjoy their meals.

Once everyone had settled in, he stood. "Good evening and welcome to this year's Midsummer ball. I have a few announcements before the festivities start. First of all, we are saying goodbye to Miss Jera Valson who is leaving to pursue other opportunities. Next, we have decided to save announcing Head Students for next year's Opening Feast." It really didn't make sense to announce them at the Midsummer Event then have to repeat it all over again for the firsties at the Opening Feast next year. "That is all. Go on and enjoy yourselves."

With that, he settled in for what was most likely going to be a boring evening for him. Mortimer had never been one for parties in general and ones meant for younger people were even duller.

OOC-The specific winners of the House Cup will be announced next week. Also, the yearbook should be out tomorrow.
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Charlie and Julian

December 20, 2014 1:25 AM
Charlie had been the busiest of little bees in preparation for the ball. He had started getting reading almost straight after lunch, as he had to be ready in time to get Julian ready. He styled himself up in the comfort of his own room, rather than transporting the entire contents of his dressing table down to MARS. His hair had taken quite some time to perfect. He had chosen to go for the bedhead look but on the first run, it had been way too styled looking. The second time, it definitely looked like he’d just rolled out of bed, but only if he’d spent the night sleeping in a hedge, upside-down. He cursed his choice as he began it for the third and fourth times, finding himself thinking that the first had probably been the best, and wishing (and wondering) whether there was a spell to just go a stage back in your hair or make-up preparations. It would be useful, for those times when you were working a complex style and made a mistake halfway through. However, it wasn’t going to help him now. After the best part of a very frustrating hour in front of the mirror, his hair was as close as it was going to get to looking perfectly like he had made no effort whatsoever. He had a daily make-up routine for flawless looking skin - a miraculous combinations of toners, concealers and virtually every other thing going - which he had tarted up slightly for the occasion with clear lip-gloss, a slight smoky effect from light amounts of eyeshadow and eyeliner, and very bright nail varnish.

His own preparations had overrun slightly, and so he was late to meet Julian in the MARS room. He was already wearing the shocking pink, form-fitting t-shirt and black skinny jeans that formed the base of his outfit, though his robe was in a suit-carrier, as he wanted to minimise the risk of make-up stains on his outfit. He had brought a towel to protect Julian’s gown, along with half the contents of his dresser in case his own look needed last minute touch ups. Her hair had been first, and he had transformed her curls into sleek, straight strands, which he had twisted and twirled into a complex knot on the side of her head. He had tempered his own desire for drama and sparkle when it came to make up, though had delved into the more shimmery shades of pink and silver for her beautifully blended eye-shadow.

While Charlie worked his magic (and she still did find some of it as mysterious as the Advanced Transfiguration book she had dared to look at while considering what RATS to begin next year, though she really did think she had made progress in the past few months) Julian had made sure to sit very still and been quieter than usual. Part of it was just not wanting to distract Charlie, and part of it was because of her nerves, which she thought were really about the whole event – she, the girl who had forgotten the simple Teppenpaw entrance jig a few times as a second year, was going to lead dancing, in front of everyone, in heels - but which seemed to have become focused on her dress.

The dress was not, she was sure, as elaborate as many that would be on display in the Cascade Hall. It was made of silky, flowy, floaty fabrics, but the skirt was not the huge thing she pictured when she thought of ballgowns, and though it was longer than the handful of other dresses she owned, it didn’t reach all the way to the floor. At the top, the neckline – part of a v-shaped piece of cloth which went up and over her shoulders to make a small bit of sleeve over the top of each arm – was a bit lower than those she usually wore and decorated with a few golden sparkles, but overall, by the standards of her peers, she was sure her dress was still fairly plain and simple. To her, though, it was both the prettiest, girliest thing she had worn since she was a toddler and possibly the single most expensive item of any kind that she had ever been the sole owner of in her life and she was terrified of tripping over or spilling something onto it.

“Well,” Charlie smiled, as he stepped back, “It feels a little like I’m complimenting myself here, but aren’t you just a picture? Let me just put my robe on and we’ll be on our way.”

Luckily Julian’s look was something he had practised and erred on the simpler side of his repertoire, meaning he had made up their lost time, even though his hands had been oddly shaky and unco-operative. Resisting the temptation to touch up his own hair and make-up (well, mostly), he pulled on the last element of his outfit. The robe was closely cut, sitting more like a very long jacket than anything else, open at the front and affording a view of the clothes underneath. It had shining gold buttons and military detailing in a pale pink to match Julian’s dress and to compliment the more vibrant shade of his t-shirt and nail-polish. The robe featured gaudy epaulettes to rival the decoration any of the girls was sporting. For him, the purpose of an occasion like this was to dress up, and that meant being simply as fashionable and fabulous as possible, and he couldn’t understand why people insisted on sticking to some pre-conceived and narrow notion of what the right clothes were. What was the point wearing something that would have been considered stylish when your grandfather was attending dances? With that, he was ready for his starring role as a fake straight boy for the evening (though between the make up and the jeans, he wasn’t sure he’d be fooling any body).

“Right,” he smiled, turning, the robe giving only the slightest of swishes owing to its close cut, “Shall we head off and show the rest of the world how it’s done?”

Once her hair and make-up were finished, she fussed gingerly with the folds of her skirt while Charlie got his own robe. Julian surprised herself a little by kind of liking the pseudo-military-ish look on him, even though it did strengthen her feeling that they were really just playing dress-up for fun. Of course, she guessed in a way, they were, and thinking of it as dress-up seemed to help a little with the nerves, so….

Her smile was still a little nervous, though, when Charlie asked if she was ready to go. You are just going to have fun and it doesn’t matter if you get the dancing or manners or whatever wrong, she told herself firmly, and saluted, badly, to make the point to herself. “Ready when you are, Captain,” she said cheerily, without the slightest idea if that was the rank his shoulder-thingies (she made a mental note to try to start learning more precise clothes words once she got a better grip on the make-up ones) were really supposed to signify.

“Just one more thing,” he remembered, unpacking the delicate pink corsage from amongst his hair and make-up supplies. He had charmed the edges with a dusting of gold so that it echoed her dress completely. Even if he was just a pseudo-date, he still believed in doing things properly. He tied the corsage around Julian’s wrist, and took her arm, almost feeling like a real boy as they set off towards the Cascade Hall.

OOC - jointly written by the two authors, and to be resumed in the CH by whichever them feels they have something to say or the time to say it.
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Charlie

December 26, 2014 6:48 AM
The analysis, for the most part formed of bitching, started as soon as they reached the hall.

I suppose that’s nice but it’s not exactly a ball dress. Gosh, they clash hideously - though I heard she turned him down first time so maybe he’s doing it to punish her. Hmm, working the retro look there, though I do admire someone who goes for the colourful tux…

A steady stream of muttered comments as they made their way through to take their places for the dance. His greatest venom, however, was unleashed when, scurrying in late and behind them, Wendy arrived with Rupert. Charlie could only splutter for a moment as he tried to take in the hideous assortment that looked like it had been collected by running blindfolded through a yard sale.

“He has eyes,” he eventually muttered, “Why would you do that when you have eyes” he huffed, as the dance began and they set off round the floor. Charlie had been a regular attendee of the dance club so, even though neither was his favourite pass-time, he was capable both of waltzing and leading. He wanted to glare at the back of Rupert’s head over Julian’s shoulder but thought Wendy might catch his eye and think he was scowling at her. “He’s positively ruining all my hard work by even being in the same room as her looking like that, let alone dancing with her!” he complained. Perhaps, after the dance was over, the fashion crimes of her partner could be a legitimate excuse for rescuing Wendy and having a girl on either arm. Hers and Julians looks clashed a little, with Wendy’s being so much more modern, but they all had pink going for them, and he thought he could bridge the distance and make them a coherent looking threesome… Much nicer than leaving her with the walking wardrobe malfunction all evening.

“Honestly, he looks-” but just quite what new and creative adjectives Charlie would have come up with, they were cut short. His foot hit something slippery. He stumbled a few paces but recovered, giving Julian a rather baffled look. Whilst unfortunate, the little slip could have been worse, and it did distract him enough from Rupert’s outfit to redirect his focus to Julian, and remind him that he was supposed to be being an attentive gentleman.

“Sorry,” he smiled sheepishly, “You may have my undivided attention,” he smiled down at her. “And I have nothing but good things to say about you.” They were so close. He could lean in ever so slightly and his nose would touch her nose. Her head could snuggle onto his shoulder. She was in his arms and he found his eyes lingering on her lips, thinking about how it wasn’t just their noses that were close enough to touch… If he wanted to, he could kiss her. Except, he thought, straightening his back slightly, drawing his posture up, he didn’t want to do that. He glanced back at her lips. He didn’t. Of course he didn’t. He wished he had a free hand to run under his collar. It suddenly seemed awfully warm in the hall...
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Julian Umland

December 26, 2014 2:39 PM
Julian barely noticed what her classmates were wearing or what Charlie had to mutter about it as she entered the Hall. She made the occasional noise of agreement, but most of her attention instead on a steady chant in her head: Do not fall. Do not fall. Do not fall.

She had practiced walking in these shoes pretty much every time she had been alone for weeks. She had even practiced dancing in them – and that was a good thing, because the first time she’d tried, she’d gone over without the first hint of ceremony and hopped, her hip griping about her movements, for the rest of the day after picking herself and half the dresser’s contents up off the dormitory floor. Now, though, she was in public, which meant it was the most likely time of all for her to make a fool of herself, and she realized with a sinking feeling that she had forgotten to accommodate for this dress being longer than anything she had worn since she was a toddler in her practices, assuming just dancing around in the virtually unkillable knee-length skirts she’d already owned would do the trick. Now, though, in public, this dress was heavy, and it brushed against her lower legs and she kept expecting it to somehow catch on her stay-ups….

She tried to take a deep breath, but then remembered she was wearing a tight, leotard-like thing underneath her dress to give her body more shape than usual – or at least, since it always had a shape, just one which was thicker through the waist than was considered attractive, a more desirable shape. The effect, she’d thought when she’d finally gotten that and all the other complicated undergarments she’d been given for tonight on and put the dress over them, was good, but uncomfortable, and she was glad she had gotten as much exercise this year learning to dance as she had, as she thought she might have really suffered if she had tried to wear all this at her original size.

Charlie’s sudden lapse into incoherence as they began to dance caught her attention again. ”He has eyes,” he said, and she followed his gaze to what she imagined was the source of his indignation. She blinked, pretty sure she would have called that one as ‘not fashionable’ even without Charlie’s help. “Maybe he’s colorblind?” she asked.

Men’s clothing was, if anything, almost more mysterious than women’s once it got past the usual black, white, blue, and earth tones, she thought – but only briefly. Charlie stumbled and she stumbled with him, grabbing his arms tightly to steady herself. As they steadied, she smiled apologetically at her friend. "Sorry," she said. "I don't know what happened there."

It felt wrong, self-centered, to think so, but such moments were ones when it was a bit of a relief to be sure there was basically no chance Charlie was attracted to her. Dancing - all this closeness and touching and everything - would have, she was sure, made her excruciatingly self-conscious with a guy she thought liked girls at all. This way, though, she didn't have to worry about Expectations or about it being...personal that he didn't want her, since he wouldn't want any of the other girls, the pretty ones or sexy ones or whatever, either.

"You shouldn't have anything bad to say about me, since I'm all your fault," she laughed when he apologized."Well, mostly your fault. The dress isn't your fault," she acknowledged. Mom and Sallie were behind that. More Sallie than Mom, she suspected, but she saw Mom's hand in the neckline and probably the skirt not being too huge. "Though 'fault' probably isn't the right word. I think you did great - and with Wendy, too," she added. "The next Ball is going to be much worse made-up without you."
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Charlie

December 27, 2014 1:23 AM
“If he was colourblind he would know about it and surely seek help,” he commented grumpily, “He’s fashionblind, which is a much more serious condition as the sufferer is often unaware and other people are too damn polite to point it out, and then things like this happen!

“I don’t think it was you,” he reassured her, when she apologised for the stumble, “It felt like the floor was slippy…” He shrugged. The floor looked just the same there as it did anywhere else so perhaps one of them had just misplaced their footing and he was imagining it to be the floor’s fault…

“Very much the wrong word. You are my triumph, my pièce de résistance, my… You’re you. And, as you say, I don’t think I can take full credit. There’s the beautiful dress, and there’s what’s inside it,” he commented, giving Julian an appraising look (or best he could, when they were holding each other close). He had noticed the different shape of her body when she first walked into MARS and thought it must have more to it than the cut of her dress. He was curious to know what she was hiding underneath it…. The first image that sprung to mind was something black and lacey, obviously doing some kind of body sculpting thing, tucking her waist in, making more of her chest…. But that, he reasoned, would show through her dress. More likely it was neutral and flesh-tone, rather dull apart from the interesting effect on her shape. There was still the possibility though that it was white lace…. That wouldn’t show through. The only way to find out, of course, would be to find some private little space, where he could run his hands over her waist, explore this curious, newly shaped Julian and where his hands could find their way to the fastenings on her dress and investigate what was hiding underneath….

He leant away from her a little, feeling his face growing hot and very glad that Julian was not, as far as he was aware, a master of legilimency. She was his best friend. She was a girl. He was not supposed to have thoughts about smuggling girls off to bathrooms and undressing them. That was… gross. It was what other boys thought about but not him. But, disturbing though it was, it was a difficult picture to get out of his mind, and legilimency or not, Julian was going to be able to tell he was thinking dirty things if he wasn’t very careful…. He had to think about something that was the mental equivalent of a cold shower. But he was supposed to find girls to be that… Rupert Princeton. Rupert Princeton and his vile mismatched suit. Luckily he could picture that pretty easily, as it was right behind him, the view only slightly obscured by Wendy Cantebury’s goddamn backside, which was swaying rhythmically with the music…. Mismatched suit. Mismatched suit…. Not fantasies about swooping in and saving Wendy and her cute little bottom. Rupert’s suit, and the red suit that made a mockery of the pretty pastel purple dress it was with…. He found he was able to breathe a little more steadily as he pictured the worst dressed Sonora had to offer. Still, he couldn’t wait for the dance to be over and to go out and get some fresh air. Something weird was definitely going on here.
13 Charlie I don't know, I think it might be the undoing of me.... 252 Charlie 0 5

Julian

December 28, 2014 12:51 PM
“I'm guessing you'd tell me if I was about to do something like that,” said Julian, knowing she was pretty fashion-blind despite his many efforts to treat the condition. Maybe not that much, and she was improving, but a respectable enough case nevertheless, especially since she was a girl. Living with Charlie all these years had broadened her views a little, but fashion still just registered on a basic level as a mainly female discipline to her. “If you wouldn't, do anyway.”
 
Not that she thought it would happen. Mom didn’t approve of being up-to-the-minute fashionable, but she did make sure colors went together. Julian suspected this was part of why John’s school clothes were extremely plain; left to his own devices, he probably wouldn’t bother checking that the shirt and trousers he put together in the morning actually went together, which ruled out letting him wear a lot of colors and patterns when he was responsible for dressing himself. After this year, she thought that might be at least a little unfair to her brother, who'd evidently picked up on taking care of himself as quickly as any other first year, but it was probably better safe than sorry.  
 
Julian flushed as Charlie started talking about her as though she was a work of art, irrationally pleased even though it was actually his work which was really being praised. “It’s more like what synthetic fabrics are on what’s inside it,” she said. “It would be great if I could just go off breathing,” she joked. “Though it’s really not as bad as I expected.”
 
She didn’t have much firsthand experience of such things, but since the ladies who ran robe shops and all  their assistants had to know how to sew, at least with the aid of magic, Julian thought the pureblood girls might be even more unfortunate than she was. They probably were using much more old-fashioned methods and did not enjoy the benefits of nylon…or whatever they made these things from these days, she really didn’t even know. The word ‘lycra’ was ringing a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was the right one, or if that was just some fancy undergarments and others were still nylons. She added that to the list of things to try to learn over the summer; it seemed a little weird to think that her guy friend, however far from conventionally masculine he might be, could probably discuss the undergarments she was wearing far more intelligently than she could.
 
At the moment, though, he looked a little red in the face for intelligent discussion. “You look more like I thought I would, actually,” she said. “Just another minute or two and we can go sit down, get something to drink….” Her feet were beginning to hurt, so the idea didn’t sound all that bad to her, either. It was sort of unexpectedly fun, feeling pretty in front of everybody, but maybe they could just have that fun every other song or something, assuming Charlie wasn’t wearing a much worse girdle than she was tonight...she didn't think he was, definitely didn't think he needed one, but it was a possibility.
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Charlie

December 29, 2014 3:16 AM
“I solemnly swear,” Charlie nodded, when Julian asked to be called out on any fashionblindness. “Friends tell friends. Truthfully though, you seem to be managing without my help most of the time,” Sure, Julian’s tastes verged on the safe side - had he had free reign to dress her up (he tried hastily to suppress the more explicit elements of that thought) there would have been far more experimentation with patterns and embellishments - but, left to her own devices, she turned herself out very presentably, which he certainly could appreciate. “Don’t think it’s gone unnoticed - I’m becoming terribly anxious that I will soon be made redundant,” he teased, though it did make a little knot twist up in his stomach. He was a useful best friend for fashion advice but if Julian could manage that herself, what would she see in him? Perhaps with her new found confidence in make -up she’d find herself a highly unsuitable cad of young man whom she could spend her evenings complaining to him about. The thought didn’t exactly fill him with joy…

He gave a weak, strangled ‘ha’ to her comment about the synthetics and the not being able to breathe. Whilst she wasn’t exactly making it sound riotously sexy, she was talking about her underwear. And that was fine. That was supposed to be fine. He would have picked it out for her if she’d asked, waving away any embarrassment with ‘it’s me - it’s not like it counts.’ He was supposed to be able to talk to her about underwear and boys and all those sorts of things but one made his face light up like a tomato and the thought of the other made him miserable.

“What do you mean? How do I look?" he asked a little jumpily, when she said he looked she expected him to... That had to be good, right? It meant he looked... Charlie-like. Like someone who wasn't considering ripping off her ball dress and pressing her against a wall and-

"That sounds good,” he nodded, when she mentioned going to get a drink after the dance. That or turning and fleeing for his life...
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Julian

December 31, 2014 2:02 PM
“Never,” assured Julian. “Though thank you for the compliment. I put up with a lot of jokes from my older brothers about murdering unsuitable suitors to get this spring’s wardrobe.” Among other things, but it had been fun, looking at the dummies in stores and pictures in magazines and figuring out how to maximize the usual secondhand shops she actually bought most of her clothes from.

Her brothers were beginning to annoy her a little, though. For one thing, the jokes just reminded her that no boys, suitable or otherwise, wanted to be her suitors and that she was going to end up growing old with only John and whatever Frankenstein’s monsters he came up with for company on a farm somewhere in Nova Scotia. This inevitably led to the thought that there probably would have been at least some candidates for...whoever she would’ve been if her biological parents had been a tad less pragmatic, which just made her grumpy with how stupid and shallow people were. Beyond that, though, lay the feeling that it all would have been unfair under any circumstances. Steve and Paul were probably the closest pair in the family, but they weren’t that way about each other’s girlfriends and potential girlfriends. She would be happy to be proven wrong when John and Joe got old enough to worry about, but Julian couldn’t help but think she might be different just because she was a girl. That the boys trusted each other not to have nervous breakdowns or undesired children or whatever but might not believe, on some deep level, that she was competent enough to take care of herself in the same ways….

“I was pretty tempted to forget the whole thing a few times with all that,” she admitted. “They’d kind of started it already, though, before I started dressing up, so I figured….” she shrugged. “Okay, they’ve all noticed I’m a girl, they’re not going to let me use the name to blend in anymore, so why not, right?"

Charlie's inquiry sounded a little more alarmed than Julian would have expected, but then, she guessed looking like she normally would was not really a pleasing thought. “Like you’ve been exercising a lot more energetically than we really have," she answered. "Or at least like your underwear and footwear were devised by an even nastier corner of the Inquisition than mine.” She made a face. “Sallie and Mom have this idea that there’s a way of being uncomfortable in nice clothes that feels good emotionally or whatever. I think they’re crazy,” she informed him. “The looking pretty part is fun, but I don’t like the rest. It’s just...temporarily not all that important,” she rambled on. “I would’ve thought you were more used to it, though - skinny jeans a little too skinny?” she theorized.

OOC: For the record, Julian's mothers get their ideas about being uncomfortable in nice clothes from...somewhere (probably the old ‘80s version of Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior) in the writings of Miss Manners.
16 Julian You could have a point there. 254 Julian 0 5