Joe Umland

Post List for All Time: 162 Posts

Post Title

SA Year

Date

Board

Words

Two Months in Ottawa

04 May 2020

Alumni

2352

Three Alumni Have A Tea Party

09 Apr 2020

Alumni

2149

I would have expected you to dramatically deflect it instead

31 Jan 2018

Cascade Hall

1551

Joe Has A Realization

27 Apr 2022

Alumni

1141

The game begins (tag Madeleine).

16 Jan 2017

Cascade Hall

1070

For once, I'm glad I have no talent for music.

11 Sep 2018

Defense Against the Dark Arts

1070

...in a galaxy far, far away.

21 Oct 2017

Transfiguration

1048

I'm not sure I'm really helping.

12 Jun 2017

Defense Against the Dark Arts

1001

Reaction

29 May 2022

Alumni

935

Can't imagine why.

22 Dec 2016

Charms

934

It's poetry in motion.

30 Nov 2017

Transfiguration

916

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

28 Sep 2016

Cascade Hall

887

Glad you agree.

24 Feb 2016

Potions

886

A familiar face and an unfamiliar face.

11 Jan 2018

Quidditch Pitch

873

Here's to another year.

26 Apr 2016

Cascade Hall

867

I think I'd rather keep mine in my head.

29 Jan 2016

Potions

867

Redirecting things.

07 Nov 2018

Quidditch Pitch

857

...Moving write along.

12 Jul 2016

Potions

852

Me, too!

13 Jul 2016

Quidditch Pitch

844

What goes up must...go sideways?

03 Aug 2016

Charms

842

It's a trap.

21 Dec 2017

Herbology

828

Hope everyone's put away their china.

16 May 2016

Transfiguration

806

Of Christmas, coconuts, and Victorian literature.

20 May 2017

Cascade Hall

802

Do I get technical credit for this?

17 Feb 2018

Defense Against the Dark Arts

799

Luckily, we're all extraordinary people. Right, guys?

14 Sep 2017

Quidditch Pitch

795

As long as we don't miss the forest for the trees.

08 Jan 2016

Quidditch Pitch

793

Breaking physics may break my brain.

20 Aug 2018

Charms

791

Liac is good like that.

29 Dec 2016

Quidditch Pitch

763

We're all glad you came.

28 Oct 2015

Labyrinth Gardens

762

Me, too.

20 Jun 2016

Defense Against the Dark Arts

756

Let's not even consider that.

16 Dec 2015

Defense Against the Dark Arts

749

I'm...not the biggest fan of that kind of thing generally.

28 Feb 2018

Hospital Wing

732

Here we go!

14 Feb 2017

Quidditch Pitch

723

Come on, Team Fifteen!

05 Feb 2016

Mirage Chamber

723

Brooding.

27 Jul 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

721

Hurry, hurry, here's your chance.

04 Nov 2016

Quidditch Pitch

720

Thank you, I quite agree.

28 May 2017

Cascade Hall

711

It's just a headache.

25 Feb 2018

Hospital Wing

706

At least it's not Curse of the Sinus Congestion.

09 Dec 2015

Defense Against the Dark Arts

678

Retrospect

29 May 2022

Alumni

671

Trying to include someone wearing Red.

14 Nov 2018

Quidditch Pitch

664

Only generally?

05 Jul 2017

Defense Against the Dark Arts

664

Let's get creative, Fifteens.

27 Dec 2015

Quidditch Pitch

661

All or nothing, my friend.

26 Feb 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

656

I'm as clueless as you.

20 Oct 2018

Cascade Hall

650

I've had cheerier days.

21 Mar 2017

Care of Magical Creatures

649

Me, too.

25 Oct 2016

Cascade Hall

639

Certified awkward person here.

25 Feb 2018

Herbology

634

Getting things started.

29 Dec 2016

Magical Arts Room and Sports

625

And don't forget to put the kettle on.

30 Nov 2017

Potions

625

*Doesn't know the song, but hums along*

26 May 2016

Quidditch Pitch

619

Which one is?

11 Jul 2016

Cascade Hall

604

Very much so.

12 Dec 2017

Care of Magical Creatures

602

No right, no wrong, no reasoning for us....

15 Jul 2016

Quidditch Pitch

597

That, and possibly a bit more.

07 Jun 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

594

A belated entrance.

13 May 2017

Quidditch Pitch

592

This game is definitely bananas, though....

21 Jul 2016

Quidditch Pitch

587

Hello, world!

26 Oct 2015

Labyrinth Gardens

586

I'm feeling more grumpy, honestly.

31 May 2017

Care of Magical Creatures

586

Welcome!

27 Oct 2015

Labyrinth Gardens

571

Sounds like a plan!

29 Feb 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

571

I, on the other hand, definitely do not.

29 Nov 2017

Care of Magical Creatures

571

That's fair I suppose.

09 Apr 2020

Alumni

561

I will agree with you on that.

03 Jan 2017

Quidditch Pitch

556

I accept your challenge.

22 Oct 2018

Cascade Hall

556

Welcome to the party.

28 Dec 2018

Tumbleweed

551

I wasn't expecting something colorful.

26 Sep 2017

Herbology

545

I can drink to that. Just not Swelling Solution.

08 Jun 2016

Potions

543

No kidding.

20 Feb 2018

Cascade Hall

536

I am rapidly questioning things I thought I knew.

13 Dec 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports

534

I think they've all been secured.

31 May 2016

Transfiguration

530

Drama seems more suited to a game.

04 Feb 2018

Cascade Hall

522

Begone, foul involuntary diaphragm spasms!

09 Nov 2016

Potions

516

We suspected as much, but thanks for confirming.

06 May 2017

Cascade Hall

515

Adapting, I suppose.

09 Jun 2017

Quidditch Pitch

514

Even if I end up making things worse?

15 Jun 2017

Defense Against the Dark Arts

504

Continuing to ask questions.

31 May 2017

Cascade Hall

501

Things Fall Apart

20 May 2022

Alumni

500

And we're...more or less the best we can be?

18 Oct 2016

Cascade Hall

496

Maybe we can find some pie instead?

21 Nov 2016

Cascade Hall

484

Hoping this goes reasonably well (tag Georgia).

10 Jul 2018

Cascade Hall

483

Spilling all the tea.

09 Apr 2020

Alumni

482

The more the...merrier?

27 Feb 2018

Herbology

474

And any small children.

23 May 2016

Transfiguration

473

Sometimes it's not fun being youngest.

10 Aug 2017

Cascade Hall

471

Looks like it. Go us!

12 Jun 2017

Cascade Hall

469

Crossing your toes might not be the best idea here.

21 Jul 2018

Cascade Hall

456

Unless you mean 'go down,' then feel free.

15 Oct 2017

Quidditch Pitch

454

Having a mood.

12 May 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

454

Teppenpaw Quidditch Sign-Ups!

07 Feb 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

449

I have cause for doubt, sir.

22 Feb 2018

Cascade Hall

444

What about putting both feet in it?

21 Mar 2018

Herbology

441

You can only expect so much of mere mortals.

11 Jun 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

440

If you aim at the sibling, you best not miss.

09 Aug 2018

Cascade Hall

437

Whatever works, I guess?

22 Oct 2017

Herbology

435

Surprises and Mysteries.

19 Feb 2018

Cascade Hall

433

I’ll take my chances.

29 Jun 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

431

Yellow is a wonderful color.

26 Jul 2016

Cascade Hall

429

This is definitely an improvement.

24 Aug 2017

Cascade Hall

423

Well, there is that.

10 Mar 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

421

Are you feeling glum about anything?

24 Mar 2017

Care of Magical Creatures

418

Can't allow that to happen.

02 Jun 2017

Cascade Hall

414

What, you don't think trying it ourselves would be fun?

26 Sep 2017

Cascade Hall

406

I didn’t realize I’d thrown any gauntlets.

22 Oct 2018

Cascade Hall

403

It's not a club I wanted to join.

07 Mar 2018

Herbology

398

Joining in.

11 May 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

396

Very good.

04 Jul 2016

Defense Against the Dark Arts

392

Good thing our siblings are easy to gripe about.

23 Oct 2017

Herbology

392

At the moment, I'm going to have to go with 'yes.'

21 Sep 2017

Cascade Hall

391

If only it didn’t have to end so soon.

31 Dec 2018

Tumbleweed

391

Breakfast of champions.

01 Nov 2016

Cascade Hall

389

Just here to allude to summer at this point.

14 Sep 2017

Teppenpaw Commons

388

I should really try to snap out of it altogether.

03 Jun 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

387

One should always try to do the write thing.

14 Jul 2016

Potions

386

It took me far too long to figure that one out.

27 Sep 2017

Herbology

381

Looks like it, yeah.

08 Oct 2017

Herbology

376

I am a master of observation.

26 May 2017

Cascade Hall

374

Great!

14 Feb 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports

371

I'll help you regift it.

05 Dec 2017

Quidditch Pitch

365

But do geese see God?

15 Mar 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

364

Adding some speculation.

07 Nov 2017

Cascade Hall

361

Contemplating the future.

01 Jun 2017

Cascade Hall

360

Do or do not. There is no try.

15 Aug 2018

Cascade Hall

358

Once more into the breach.

10 Aug 2018

Quidditch Pitch

353

Would any go as far as fantastic?

28 Jun 2016

Defense Against the Dark Arts

352

University of Beinstubborn. You?

26 Feb 2018

Hospital Wing

351

I'd really rather not.

20 Jun 2016

Potions

348

I'll take that over Sneezy.

07 Jun 2017

Care of Magical Creatures

347

Think you've got a couple of things out of place there.

07 Jun 2016

Transfiguration

338

...Y'know, I get the impression you like dueling.

24 May 2017

Cascade Hall

332

Excellent.

03 Mar 2018

Hospital Wing

330

Unfortunately, it seems.

24 Sep 2018

Defense Against the Dark Arts

329

But of course.

09 Nov 2016

Defense Against the Dark Arts

327

And this year, just permanently keep the kettle on.

28 Feb 2018

Cascade Hall

326

Well done padawan.

13 Aug 2018

Cascade Hall

321

Let's try to do something semi-normal.

31 Mar 2017

Teppenpaw Commons

317

Just how I'm wired, I suppose.

28 Jun 2016

Potions

313

This is the most Teppenpaw paper ever to exist.

19 Oct 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

309

...Are Canadians allowed to plead the fifth?

15 Jan 2018

Quidditch Pitch

306

This should be fun.

01 Dec 2016

Cascade Hall

305

I’m rapidly developing my awareness of this fact.

12 Mar 2018

Herbology

301

But talking is fun!

28 Feb 2017

Quidditch Pitch

292

I did not, thanks for saying

29 Jun 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

292

Try tea glasses?

02 Mar 2018

Cascade Hall

291

No, thanking and apologizing are just a cultural thing.

30 Jun 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

288

...Er, yeah, that’s all very...ah....

28 Dec 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports

287

And now I look foolish.

05 Mar 2018

Herbology

285

Excellent.

05 Jun 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

284

Were you looking for me or some coffee?

28 Aug 2017

Teppenpaw Commons

275

No idea what you're talking about.

12 Jun 2017

Quidditch Pitch

273

Jury's still out.

20 Dec 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports

272

On traditions.

08 Nov 2017

Cascade Hall

272

What, the possibility of Head Boy?

01 Feb 2018

Cascade Hall

260

It's a very exclusive institution.

27 Feb 2018

Hospital Wing

259

Neither of us is really helping get it back in hand, are we?

24 Apr 2017

Cascade Hall

258

Yeah, I'm starting to get that impression.

03 Mar 2018

Hospital Wing

225

...Is impossible - there are no aliens at this one.

27 Jun 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

225

Got to give it the old college try, I guess.

01 Jan 2019

Tumbleweed

222

On international cuisine.

22 Nov 2017

Cascade Hall

216

Call it a tie?

25 Oct 2018

Cascade Hall

208

OOC Correction

06 Feb 2016

Mirage Chamber

We killer Teppenpaws must stick together, I suppose. (nm)

24 Jul 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports