John Umland

Post List for All Time: 197 Posts

Post Title

SA Year

Date

Board

Words

...And I have a pretty taste for paradox (Office).

15 Oct 2015

Crotalus Commons

1413

...It is?

10 Feb 2016

Mirage Chamber

447

...Okay, maybe sleeping occasionally would do me some good.

05 Jul 2016

Library

1031

...This is far more difficult than I anticipated.

07 Sep 2016

Cascade Hall

964

...What did I miss?

06 Aug 2014

Cascade Hall

495

...Yeah, no.

06 Oct 2015

Quidditch Pitch

490

A long list of repetitious messages.

06 Dec 2016

Cascade Hall

1232

Aargh.

14 Nov 2016

Transfiguration

601

Act natural, but my cover might already be blown...

28 Dec 2014

Cascade Hall

859

After the Concert.

16 Aug 2017

Cascade Hall

1513

Aladren Quidditch Try-outs!

31 Mar 2017

Quidditch Pitch

931

All you targets look pretty much the same to me.

01 Feb 2017

Quidditch Pitch

716

Always look on the bright side.

08 Feb 2015

Quidditch Pitch

479

An offer you can't refuse.

16 Jun 2015

Potions

939

And have thoroughly analyzed the situation.

21 Jul 2015

Quidditch Pitch

1396

And the argumentative, it seems.

09 Nov 2016

Cascade Hall

419

And we're such very sensible fellows.

12 Jan 2015

Cascade Hall

909

Annoying my sister, when she finds out about this.

19 Sep 2014

Magical Arts Room and Sports

1084

As are you. Definitely. Nothing interesting to see here....

29 Dec 2014

Cascade Hall

635

As long as it ain't me.

24 Mar 2017

Aladren Commons

326

Back to one of my favorite things.

30 Nov 2016

Potions

793

Back to starting squares.

10 Apr 2020

Alumni

1004

Bah, humbug.

20 May 2017

Cascade Hall

799

Beauty's in the eye of the beholder.

01 Oct 2014

Transfiguration

1765

Being nosy.

24 Apr 2017

Library

415

Best of the bubbles, no doubt.

26 May 2016

Quidditch Pitch

623

Best. Class. Ever.

22 Aug 2014

Care of Magical Creatures

1999

Book Club: What's your destiny?

29 Jul 2016

Transfiguration

1151

But surely it couldn't all end in tears?

15 Feb 2017

Transfiguration

355

But you agree you are occasionally incorrect?

21 Jun 2016

Cascade Hall

737

Can we resolve this short of throwing down the gauntlet?

25 Mar 2017

Aladren Commons

460

Can't help wondering what's there.

05 Sep 2014

Labyrinth Gardens

381

Carry on.

17 Aug 2016

Quidditch Pitch

526

Contemplating applications.

01 Oct 2014

Potions

1263

Defending in the semi-dark.

27 Jan 2015

Defense Against the Dark Arts

1312

Delegation, I like it.

20 Mar 2017

Aladren Commons

266

Depends on how you define 'doomed', doesn't it?

07 Jun 2016

Cascade Hall

609

Difficult, but rewarding.

06 Feb 2015

Transfiguration

920

Don't blink.

07 Nov 2014

Quidditch Pitch

499

Eh, I'd say you have a decent case for doing so, actually...

20 Jan 2017

Aladren Commons

563

Eh, I'll probably give in to curiosity eventually.

20 Jul 2015

Labyrinth Gardens

402

Excellent! Let's do experiments!

28 Aug 2014

Care of Magical Creatures

762

Except last year, apparently.

17 Jan 2017

Aladren Commons

276

Fantastic beasts: here's where to find them!

14 Feb 2017

Quidditch Pitch

996

Fear is the mind-killer.

04 Sep 2014

Defense Against the Dark Arts

1523

Feeling a little on edge.

13 May 2015

Quidditch Pitch

1326

Flashbacks to Breakfasts Past.

31 Jul 2015

Cascade Hall

1838

For Science!

22 Sep 2014

Care of Magical Creatures

1420

Four!

20 Nov 2015

Aladren Commons

282

Four.

08 Jun 2015

Aladren Commons

401

Four.

10 May 2016

Aladren Commons

378

Getting slightly sidetracked.

12 Feb 2015

Charms

1350

Good thing you're not a cat, then.

29 Jun 2015

Labyrinth Gardens

611

Got any ideas?

08 Sep 2014

Care of Magical Creatures

743

Great minds think alike.

12 Oct 2015

Cascade Hall

681

Have you tried flipping a coin?

15 Apr 2015

Transfiguration

1128

Here again.

12 Jun 2015

Library

610

Here at last.

18 Oct 2016

Library

555

Here's five.

22 Aug 2014

Aladren Commons

644

Here's hoping it isn't worse than today.

11 Jun 2017

Cascade Hall

548

Hopefully we won't drown.

12 Jul 2015

Labyrinth Gardens

901

How groovy.

30 Sep 2015

Potions

1101

I am absolutely not a spy. Trust me on this.

15 Feb 2016

Defense Against the Dark Arts

2544

I am having a completely normal evening, I am.

12 Dec 2016

Cascade Hall

753

I am the very model of a modern magical fellow.

22 Sep 2015

Aladren Commons

1106

I am very uncomfortable right now (tag: a girl).

19 Jul 2016

Defense Against the Dark Arts

1366

I did it for science. (Professor Pye)

10 Jan 2017

Aladren Commons

870

I didn't see that one coming, either.

30 Sep 2016

Cascade Hall

1300

I do better looking at one problem at a time.

05 Aug 2014

Cascade Hall

521

I don't think it was the best year for either of us.

17 Jan 2017

Aladren Commons

368

I guess I've got your back.

12 May 2016

Care of Magical Creatures

646

I have no need of your human sleep, I have caffeine.

05 Jul 2016

Library

987

I highly doubt anyone can help either of us.

28 Jul 2016

Care of Magical Creatures

730

I like the name 'Applied Physics' better.

11 Aug 2014

Quidditch Pitch

1118

I like to think so.

06 Sep 2014

Labyrinth Gardens

950

I often do as well.

09 Nov 2016

Transfiguration

356

I prefer to do it my way.

26 Nov 2016

Quidditch Pitch

368

I see that.

07 Jan 2017

Care of Magical Creatures

366

I suppose I can make time for that, too.

02 Jan 2016

Quidditch Pitch

556

I think of it more as a game than as a battle.

25 Oct 2016

Transfiguration

786

I think we're both better off as humans.

09 Jul 2015

Labyrinth Gardens

540

I wish I may, I wish I might.

06 Jul 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

364

I wish tonight.

18 Jul 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

592

I'd really rather not.

16 Dec 2015

Potions

1357

I'd really rather not.

02 Jul 2017

Potions

634

I'm amenable.

27 Jan 2016

Mirage Chamber

810

I'm feeling slightly distracted.

03 Feb 2017

Quidditch Pitch

406

I'm here.

11 Oct 2016

Aladren Commons

427

I'm hormonal, extremely irritating, and just kind of...here.

23 Jun 2016

Potions

1050

I'm just trying to keep up.

25 Sep 2014

Quidditch Pitch

1283

I'm listening.

05 Aug 2014

Cascade Hall

428

I'm mostly focused on one worry.

07 Feb 2015

Care of Magical Creatures

1231

I'm not sure I even want to know.

19 Jan 2017

Aladren Commons

811

I'm opting for the path of violence.

05 Oct 2015

Quidditch Pitch

1177

In my trunk. Thanks for the acknowledgment, though!

19 Dec 2016

Cascade Hall

353

In the owlry. Unfortunately not at the stroke of midnight.

04 Sep 2014

Labyrinth Gardens

975

In theory, that should work well for both of us.

08 Jun 2017

Library

265

Is that a confession?

05 Oct 2015

Library

593

Is that also how many times you plan to lose this game?

20 Jun 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports

290

Isn't it awesome?

23 Jan 2015

Transfiguration

1983

It could all go downhill at any moment, though.

02 Dec 2015

Cascade Hall

313

It's fun, you should try it sometime.

12 Sep 2014

Care of Magical Creatures

853

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

16 Sep 2015

Transfiguration

1215

It's nice to be wanted.

23 Nov 2015

Library

488

It's so <i>shiny!</i> (Emilia, Team Three)

12 Feb 2016

Mirage Chamber

964

I've heard Pecaris are supposed to be flexible.

29 Jun 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports

322

Joining in.

11 Aug 2014

Library

723

Joining in.

01 Dec 2016

Cascade Hall

497

Just another Book Club meeting.

13 Feb 2017

Transfiguration

713

Know a better one?

05 Aug 2014

Cascade Hall

531

Let us go forth and conquer, Team Three.

18 Dec 2015

Quidditch Pitch

1216

Let's get down to business.

04 Nov 2016

Quidditch Pitch

828

Likewise.

18 Mar 2015

Quidditch Pitch

1556

Loophole abuse.

29 Aug 2016

Cascade Hall

2107

Making my contribution.

21 Mar 2017

Herbology

548

Multitasking, I think.

08 Aug 2014

Cascade Hall

761

Must every tale condemn me for a villain?

23 Jan 2017

Aladren Commons

270

Nap time in the prefects' lounge.

09 Nov 2016

Sonora Lounges

716

No headmasters will be harmed this time.

09 Aug 2017

Cascade Hall

1293

No time for napping here.

07 Nov 2014

Quidditch Pitch

360

No worries, I'm happy to keep you busy.

24 Nov 2016

Quidditch Pitch

458

Not like we have much left to lose, is it?

10 Aug 2017

Cascade Hall

681

Not only merely doomed, but really quite sincerely doomed.

01 Jun 2016

Cascade Hall

1273

Not really my kind of event.

06 Nov 2014

Care of Magical Creatures

1338

Not sure they're in the habit of coming when called.

09 Sep 2014

Defense Against the Dark Arts

868

Not very well, I take it.

09 Jun 2017

Quidditch Pitch

655

Not words I like to hear, those.

22 Jun 2016

Transfiguration

978

Observations on the Social Behaviors of H. Sapiens.

30 Apr 2021

Alumni

2864

Of my trunk or of giving me acknowledgment?

29 Dec 2016

Cascade Hall

437

Of Owls and Annoyances

13 Aug 2020

Alumni

2141

Off to an okay start.

13 Nov 2015

Cascade Hall

1083

Okay, I can work with that.

08 Jul 2015

Potions

886

On the hunt.

03 Sep 2015

Library

1054

On the sidelines.

22 Dec 2014

Cascade Hall

1119

On to even worse things?

17 Jan 2017

Aladren Commons

400

One of my favorite things to do.

25 Feb 2015

Transfiguration

672

Only in dreams.

21 Nov 2016

Aladren Commons

938

Pardon granted.

11 Aug 2014

Cascade Hall

439

Philosophy can be quite consoling.

14 Aug 2014

Quidditch Pitch

613

Physics Magic

28 Apr 2021

Alumni

2173

Plagiarism, relativism, and other fun things (tag Professor)

05 May 2017

Care of Magical Creatures

1860

Playing the knight again.

27 Jan 2015

Library

470

Possibly finding out I'm inherently untrustworthy.

23 Feb 2015

Care of Magical Creatures

664

Practicing (Sports Room).

16 Oct 2014

Magical Arts Room and Sports

1875

Problem-solving.

24 Feb 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

988

Quidditch Sign-Ups!

20 Mar 2017

Aladren Commons

397

Re: I'm a-mazed

14 Apr 2015

Labyrinth Gardens

597

Re: OOC

18 Aug 2014

Cascade Hall

Ready for another year.

23 Jun 2015

Quidditch Pitch

823

Responsible, courteous, considerate...

19 Jan 2015

Cascade Hall

867

Right, Wrong, and Hypothetical.

03 Nov 2014

Potions

1004

Rolling out the welcome mat (4th/5th Year Boys' Dormitory).

17 Aug 2016

Aladren Commons

1490

Should be over soon....

03 Oct 2014

Quidditch Pitch

591

Six is one number short of perfection.

12 Jan 2015

Aladren Commons

590

Sonora Academy Book Club, Fourth Edition.

29 Feb 2016

Library

897

Staking a claim.

29 Dec 2016

Care of Magical Creatures

641

Star light, star bright.

03 Jul 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

834

Such as new perspectives.

12 Aug 2017

Cascade Hall

464

Supplemental Information, Part One

07 May 2020

Alumni

1406

Supplemental Information, Part Two

14 May 2020

Alumni

570

Supporting the other side.

16 Feb 2015

Quidditch Pitch

1242

Sure, why not?

31 Mar 2015

Potions

777

Taking the plunge.

11 May 2016

Library

307

Tea Parties, Political Parties, and Future Dragon Slayers.

08 Jul 2020

Alumni

994

Testing, testing....

13 Jul 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

1349

That is very true.

09 Nov 2014

Quidditch Pitch

861

That's one solution to the problem.

04 Aug 2014

Cascade Hall

1067

That's what I'm wondering.

04 Dec 2014

Transfiguration

1268

The definitions are probably debatable.

27 Nov 2014

Library

940

The desert makes flight a little impractical.

28 Sep 2015

Cascade Hall

828

Then why did you use the words 'ask' and 'favor'?

15 Aug 2016

Aladren Commons

997

This counts as some improvement, right?

04 Nov 2014

Quidditch Pitch

813

This seems like it has the potential to get philosophical.

31 May 2017

Defense Against the Dark Arts

1757

This started out so well....

14 Nov 2016

Charms

575

Time for peer review, then?

17 Feb 2017

Cascade Hall

266

Trying new things with Leonidas.

04 Feb 2015

Quidditch Pitch

993

Trying to multitask.

23 Apr 2015

Quidditch Pitch

880

We have that in common. Go us.

20 Aug 2015

Cascade Hall

794

Welcome to the Book Club.

25 Oct 2016

Transfiguration

675

We'll have fun, fun, fun 'til they take our cauldrons away.

31 Jul 2015

Potions

809

Well, that went better than I expected.

30 Mar 2016

Quidditch Pitch

1223

We're definitely both up to no...<i>thing but</i> good.

17 Feb 2016

Defense Against the Dark Arts

1178

What could possibly go wrong here? (Tag: Aislinn)

14 Feb 2017

Transfiguration

572

What Louis said.

08 Aug 2016

Quidditch Pitch

891

Which makes my job a bit easier.

23 Jun 2016

Quidditch Pitch

661

Wicked cool, my friend.

17 Nov 2016

Quidditch Pitch

919

Wow, way to start the day off with an easy question....

06 Apr 2017

Potions

1142

Yay, Clark!

23 Apr 2016

Cascade Hall

889

Yeah, pretty much.

24 May 2017

Cascade Hall

596

Yes, I'm afraid I must interfere.

11 Aug 2016

Quidditch Pitch

609

You could both hold it against Tobias instead....

23 Apr 2015

Quidditch Pitch

779

You may have come to the right place, then.

14 Mar 2016

Quidditch Pitch

794

You should choose your words more carefully, then.

09 Oct 2015

Library

814

You tell me.

27 Mar 2017

Transfiguration

1988

Your statement is unclear. Who has no idea, you or me?

12 Jun 2017

Quidditch Pitch

218

You're kind of hard to miss.

20 Mar 2015

Quidditch Pitch

864

You're never too old to learn.

13 Aug 2014

Quidditch Pitch

615