Samuel Bauer

Post List for All Time: 99 Posts

Post Title
SA Year
Date
Board
Words
Well, there's always lying.
12
24 Nov 2010
Charms
1107
...Straight toward your sudden, yet inevitable defeat.
16
08 Jul 2012
Quidditch Pitch
1027
Depends on the dream, I'd guess.
17
14 Nov 2012
Quidditch Pitch
867
A Letter to the New Assistant Captain (Renée)
15
03 Mar 2012
Crotalus Commons
825
Sometimes not even its back cover.
12
15 Dec 2010
Defense Against the Dark Arts
809
Especially one we win.
12
20 Dec 2010
Quidditch Pitch
741
At least we aren't kicking off in the sand.
12
07 Nov 2010
Quidditch Pitch
736
Seeking Someone Else.
15
30 Dec 2011
Care of Magical Creatures
725
Let's try this again....
14
25 Sep 2011
Quidditch Pitch
720
Crotalus Quidditch Try-Outs
16
14 Apr 2012
Quidditch Pitch
719
That would be great.
15
22 Dec 2011
Charms
715
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
14
24 Sep 2011
Quidditch Pitch
714
Crotalus Quidditch Sign-Ups.
16
01 Apr 2012
Crotalus Commons
713
Having difficulties....
11
20 Jun 2010
Defense Against the Dark Arts
713
Leading the assault.
15
24 Nov 2011
Quidditch Pitch
712
I'm pretty indifferent to both.
11
24 Apr 2010
Care of Magical Creatures
706
Getting back to work.
12
05 Sep 2010
Transfiguration
681
The pudding is a lie.
16
24 May 2012
Quidditch Pitch
673
Crotalus Quidditch Try-Outs.
17
12 Sep 2012
Quidditch Pitch
673
This isn't really my thing, to tell you the truth.
17
21 Nov 2012
Potions
664
I'm pretty sure there's a saying about that.
11
24 Apr 2010
Quidditch Pitch
657
Inadequate, though.
16
22 May 2012
Quidditch Pitch
622
...Are trees and boulders if they did all that.
15
27 Nov 2011
Charms
617
...Darn you, authorial coin-toss.
15
18 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
610
Can I take a third option?
17
13 Sep 2012
Cascade Hall
610
Quidditch Sign-Ups!
17
24 Aug 2012
Crotalus Commons
609
Gotta have some mountains and black cloaks, too.
14
10 Aug 2011
Transfiguration
609
I'd listen to the lady.
14
31 Aug 2011
Quidditch Pitch
608
Mondays must make her feel optimistic.
13
09 May 2011
Quidditch Pitch
594
There's always a few.
13
13 Mar 2011
Quidditch Pitch
581
I'm more partial to Charlie's dream theory, really.
13
12 May 2011
Quidditch Pitch
573
You could get in trouble for that.
11
12 Jul 2010
Transfiguration
562
Re-Writing.
15
28 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
550
Nicely done.
15
29 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
544
Well, I'm fine with having a ball, anyway.
14
21 Oct 2011
Cascade Hall
535
Thanks, man. It's been good knowing you.
13
06 May 2011
Quidditch Pitch
534
But we both seem so unenthusiastic.
11
21 Jul 2010
Potions
528
Taking a shot at it.
17
16 Oct 2012
Transfiguration
520
Do I want to know the end of that sentence?
13
02 May 2011
Quidditch Pitch
517
Just when I think that I'm out...this pulls me back in.
15
31 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
515
Nothing personal, but I hope you get Bludgered to a pulp.
15
19 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
513
So, who thinks we'll make it to Recenter #3?
15
24 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
513
It doesn't seem to help in Quidditch, though.
15
16 Dec 2011
Charms
512
The medic would probably say Quidditch is, too.
15
28 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
511
Er...party?
17
03 Sep 2012
Cascade Hall
511
I feel kind of annoyed....
13
30 Apr 2011
Quidditch Pitch
510
So does that make me a red stop sign?
13
29 Apr 2011
Quidditch Pitch
509
Trying this again.
13
29 Apr 2011
Quidditch Pitch
509
My guess is she did.
14
06 Oct 2011
Quidditch Pitch
509
Not sure if that's good or not, but it is indisputably true.
17
23 Aug 2012
Cascade Hall
509
Let's go, Crotalus!
16
11 May 2012
Quidditch Pitch
508
Back on track, now, Crotalus.
16
14 May 2012
Quidditch Pitch
508
Doing as instructed.
12
09 Sep 2010
Quidditch Pitch
506
Ready, set, go.
13
23 Apr 2011
Potions
506
Empathy is my middle name.
11
01 Jul 2010
Defense Against the Dark Arts
505
That's the tune I like to hear.
16
18 May 2012
Quidditch Pitch
504
I prefer not to get hit by stuff at all.
15
11 Dec 2011
Charms
500
Let's get it going the other way again.
16
16 May 2012
Quidditch Pitch
498
Guess I can only try my best.
11
29 Apr 2010
Potions
489
*Cue dramatic thunder and lightning*
14
03 Aug 2011
Transfiguration
486
Continuing that theme.
14
22 Aug 2011
Quidditch Pitch
477
Good luck with that.
14
30 Jun 2011
Quidditch Pitch
465
We shall be the champions!
13
23 May 2011
Potions
460
Signing up.
13
23 Jan 2011
Crotalus Commons
458
Definitely.
14
25 Aug 2011
Transfiguration
445
What a happy coincidence.
11
12 Jul 2010
Defense Against the Dark Arts
434
Mine!
14
30 Sep 2011
Quidditch Pitch
428
*Runs very, very fast*
17
19 Sep 2012
Cascade Hall
425
Restarting.
15
19 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
424
Arachne? Where?
12
12 Oct 2010
Defense Against the Dark Arts
424
It's also my Beater's.
16
16 May 2012
Quidditch Pitch
408
It should be easily proven.
16
23 May 2012
Quidditch Pitch
408
So we do.
14
29 Aug 2011
Quidditch Pitch
406
Signing Up
12
21 Aug 2010
Crotalus Commons
406
Fun times.
15
29 Dec 2011
Defense Against the Dark Arts
406
Define 'fun.'
15
30 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
403
I have the Quaffle.
13
03 May 2011
Quidditch Pitch
398
Looks like we're set, then!: The Corrected Version
14
26 Oct 2011
Cascade Hall
388
Moving things along
12
23 Nov 2010
Quidditch Pitch
378
I find all your personifications of the balls disturbing.
15
23 Dec 2011
Quidditch Pitch
378
Looks like a promising start to me.
12
17 Sep 2010
Transfiguration
374
Reporting for Duty
11
24 Apr 2010
Quidditch Pitch
362
But never boring.
13
16 Mar 2011
Quidditch Pitch
345
I'm sorry to hear that.
11
23 Jun 2010
Defense Against the Dark Arts
342
I think my entire font color wishes you were....
13
04 May 2011
Quidditch Pitch
337
Sure, why not.
11
17 Apr 2010
Crotalus Commons
334
Is there an echo in here?
14
21 Oct 2011
Crotalus Commons
321
I feel sure of it.
11
25 Jul 2010
Transfiguration
320
Glad to hear it.
11
29 Apr 2010
Care of Magical Creatures
312
Desperate times, desperate measures, you know.
12
13 Dec 2010
Charms
309
Go Team Sams!
13
29 Apr 2011
Potions
308
From a dark tower, or it doesn't count.
14
27 Aug 2011
Transfiguration
307
Here again.
14
11 Jun 2011
Crotalus Commons
287
They surely do.
11
25 Jul 2010
Potions
285
True. Stolen goods are best avoided altogether.
11
18 Jul 2010
Transfiguration
284
This ought to be highly amusing.
11
03 May 2010
Potions
283
*grumbles*
12
24 Nov 2010
Quidditch Pitch
282
Signing up.
15
05 Nov 2011
Crotalus Commons
282
Eh, I'm all right with it.
11
27 Apr 2010
Care of Magical Creatures
276