Professor Taransay

July 29, 2016 6:00 PM
 
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Ben Pierce

July 30, 2016 2:17 AM
THUNK. Ben grimaced. That was not the sound of a wooden spoon tapping lightly against his desk. That was the the sound of a stone spoon clunking loudly against his desk. Rock to spoon hadn't sounded like a terribly difficult assignment at the beginning of the class, but as a second year with only a couple months left before he became an intermediate, his was supposed to be made of wood. Now with only ten minutes left of the class period, Ben's rock looked the part but it was only surface deep. It clunked like stone, it felt like stone, and it was far too heavy to be anything but stone on the inside.

He had been trying all period to make it wood and he didn't know what else to do.

Dropping his forehead to his desk's surface and clunking his skull against it a few times wasn't helping progress his assignment any but it was kind of helping to release a little frustration so he did it anyway.
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Kyte

July 30, 2016 3:54 AM
"That's how I feel about pretty much every piece of homework," Kyte observed, as Ben smacked his head against the table.

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Hippo

July 30, 2016 6:21 AM
Ben stopped banging his head but left it on the table as he turned it just enough to look up at Kyte. "Did it ever help?"
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Kyte

July 30, 2016 6:38 AM
Kyte pondered the question for half a beat. He was actually pretty sure he'd been talking metaphorically. He couldn't remember a time where he'd actually tried hitting his head.

"Dunno... Guess I did it so hard I don't remember. So, at least that's a painful memory I don't have to live with," he ad-libbed, following his train of thought down the funniest track he could think of. If he couldn't help Ben, perhaps he could at least make him laugh. Though that said, his own spoon wasn't looking in bad shape. Unfortunately, he had no idea how he'd really done that. Sometimes he just could.
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Ben

July 30, 2016 6:55 AM
Ben smiled, not quite reaching a laugh, but bouyed enough to sit up properly again. "I hope you got that concussion treated, man."
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Kyte

July 30, 2016 7:06 AM
Ben was vertical again. Kyte considered his job well done. Clowning had always been his back-up profession, for when he got too old to be a stunt-rider, but being funny out loud was different. He was glad to find he might have potential in that skill too. It wasn't a circus art but it was always useful.

"I fall off stuff a lot," he shrugged, "I'm used to it. Is your head ok?" he checked. He was pretty sure someone wouldn't really whack their head hard enough to hurt, but it had sounded pretty loud and it was sometimes hard to judge that kind of thing.
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Ben

July 30, 2016 7:19 AM
Ben chuckled and nodded, "Yeah, I'm fine. The desk top is a little loose so it sounded way harder than I was actually hitting it." He thunked his spoon against it again in demonstration. "See? Barely tapped the thing." He rolled his eyes a little and shrugged, as he admitted, "Granted, it's still rock, but even so."
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Kyte

July 30, 2016 7:24 AM
There was the potential for a caveman skit. Or for some kind of 'your spoon rocks,' pun (amusing and affirming at the same time) but Kyte couldn't work out how to angle the conversation towards those, and timing was crucial to make anything funny.

"Yeah..." he nodded, as Ben pointed out that his spoon was still a long way from ready. "I mean... it looks great. If we can just somehow convince Professor Skies to just look at it, you'll probably pass.... Could you maybe tell her you accidentally made it red hot somehow in the process?"
13 Kyte So, surely she's too busy to notice your grades? 335 Kyte 0 5