Professor Lilac Crosby

April 22, 2011 12:00 AM
It had come to Lilac’s attention, in a roundabout way, that her lessons were reportedly too difficult for the younger years. Now, the brunette had expected some of them not to accomplish the spell on the first try, maybe not even on the first day. Eventually, however, even a first year could, with practice, accomplish everything she had assigned. That was called pushing themselves. That was her goal.

Apparently, however, that wasn’t good for some students. Maybe they were becoming discouraged. In any case, Lilac was going to have to decrease her difficulty level for the beginner’s class. At least, that was, for the first years. Maybe she would do different things for the different levels.

Perhaps a usual Lilac would have been disheveled by her classes needing change--which she often hated, especially if it wasn’t change by her own accord--but she was still metaphorically walking on air. As happy as the perky professor usually was, she radiated joy nowadays.

In any case, she decided to make her lesson a bit more traditional. As usual the spell wouldn’t be expected and possibly not understood, but not for difficulty reasons this time. All of the desks were lined in perfectly straight rows. The door was open welcomingly, awaiting them hospitably. Even Lilac herself looked more… normal. She had muted her normally outrageously bright appearance. Instead of slippers that she tended to wear for comfort, she wore black dress shoes. A pencil skirt to her knee, a white blouse, and a pull-over sweater finished her teacher-y look. For the first time, she wasn’t wearing a speck of orange.

Rising from behind her desk and walking to the door when she was pretty much certain everyone who was coming was already seated, Lilac ran a hand through her brown hair, which was also looking more normal than its usually explosive mess of curls and tangled. Just as she had for the Sinclair party, she had straightened it, but now that shoulder-length hair was pulled up in a professional ponytail. Gently shutting the door, she turned her attention to the students.

“Welcome to class, students,” she began. “As many of you have noticed, my classes have been less than typical for a while, maybe too difficult. Since that is the case, I apologize. Please know I was only trying to push you all towards your best.”

“Today we will be going a bit backwards,” explained the Russian. “Inanimate to inanimate transfiguration.” She pulled her wand from her pocket and traced letters through the air, which left readable words behind it. Second years: “Usorlibrum” First years: “Ignis Acu”

“First years, your spell is one of the simplest Transfigurations spells out there. You will turn matches into needles,” she elaborated. Picking up a match from the counter, Lilac demonstrated. “There is no wand motion other than pointing. Ignis Acu. What was once a match in her hand was now a pointy needle. “Simple. Please do your best not to hurt yourselves. If you find this spell too easy, after you accomplish it, you may take a crack at this other spell.”

“Second years, your spell is a bit unconventional,” Lilac confessed. “You will need a shoe. You can either practice on your own shoe, or there are shoes on the counter as well. These shoes have never been worn, so don’t fret about hygiene.”

Removing her own shoe from her foot and holding it up, the twenty-seven year old continued, “Now, watch. Your wand should flick left, then back to the right before going straight down.” In demonstration, she performed said movement and incanted, “Usorlibrum.” Where her shoe had been was now something else.

“If you correctly performed the spell,” she said with a smile, “you should be holding a book. Which book it becomes will generally depend on what sort of thoughts you are having while incanting or what you thought last before using the spell. You may begin.” With that, she sat down at her desk and began to read her shoe book. It was one of her favorites.
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Kate Bauer, Teppenpaw

April 23, 2011 11:53 AM
Oh, no, oh, no, can’t be late, can’t be late, can’t be late…

Kate didn’t rush down the hall quite as fast as she would have if it had been Professor Fawcett or Professor Levy whose class she was about to be late for, since Professor Crosby, though her head of house, lacked the sheer terrifyingness of the Defense teacher and the patented look of cross disappointment that defined the Fawce, but she was still moving faster than she guessed any other adults or uptight prefects who happened to be passing by would like as she hurried toward her Transfiguration class. She felt like kicking herself. The term had barely restarted, and she was already messing things up. Since kicking herself would only slow her down, though, she decided to just kick Sam later. It was his fault, keeping her talking like that in the Hall until he suddenly looked at his watch and realized they were both in for it….

She saw a head of blonde hair stop for some reason not far ahead of her and ducked her head as she scurried by, just in case it belonged to her sister. The last thing she really needed now was for Rach to see her and then write Momma about it. She’d already been nagged and criticized enough for the next ten years while she was home for midterm.

And – there it was. The classroom door. She was going to make it. She was going to make it. It would take a dive on a par with a Wronski Feint to make it, but she was going to….

Her feet hit the other side of the door to the Transfiguration classroom, and before she had her balance completely right, the bell rang.

Kate put her hand on the back of a chair in front of her to catch her breath, started to smile guilty at Professor Crosby, and then noticed that Professor Crosby was dressed weird. Kind of like Kate’s mom, when she was trying to impress businessmen because Kate’s stepfather wasn’t smart enough to make proposals without Momma there to back him up and explain what was really going on. Very not Professor Crosby. Weirded out, she hurried forward to one of the few available empty seats and dropped into it as the lesson began.

The way things went on did not make Kate less worried about what had happened to her Head of House over the holidays. They were going back a few levels? Professor Crosby was either really in trouble with someone higher up or really mad at the firsties and not-so-smart people like Kate for not doing well enough last semester.

Not wanting to draw more attention to herself after her entrance, Kate took off one of her own shoes instead of going forward to get one of the ones Professor Crosby had brought and put it on her desk, shaking off the urge to flinch as she heard her mother telling her not to do that in her head. Momma was really strict about what went on tables and table-like surfaces and what didn’t, both for hygiene reasons and because feet and elbows were not ladylike. She’d been like that even before she’d had a reason to be, when she was still married to Daddy. But it was the lesson, and arguing with teachers was totally forbidden unless something really weird and wrong was going on.

“Okay,” she said to herself quietly, taking out her wand. “I’ve got this. I can do this.” Rachel had once told her that telling herself she could do things would make her more able to do them, so Kate was going to at least try it. It couldn’t really hurt anything, could it? “Usorlibrum.

Her shoe still looked very tennis-shoe-like to her. “Or not,” she said, and started to turn to her neighbor. “Hey,” she said, “are you having any – “

Then another thought occurred to her. Maybe they weren’t supposed to talk in class anymore. Professor Crosby hadn’t said they could try to help each other out the way they used to, and everything else was weird. “Luck?” she finished in a lower tone, just in case.
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Jordan Adair, Crotalus

April 26, 2011 7:01 PM
Transfiguration was both the best and worst class in Jordan’s opinion. It was the best; because it was always interesting to see what outrageous thing the professor was going to wear next. Plus, she seemed a bit of a pushover, which made getting away with things in her class easier than most. Not that the brunette tried all that often, but it was nice to be able to pass a note here and there to Eliza or to doodle in her notebook instead of really doing the lesson. But it was also the worst class, because it was her hardest class. It seemed even worse than Potions. At least with Potions, she could say that the class was fairly straightforward, but this one just jumped around everywhere.

Imagine her surprise when she found that neither of her primary reasons for liking or disliking the class held true on this particular day. Professor Crosby was dressed like a teacher, a real one. It was almost surreal. Why was the professor dressed like that? Where were her slippers? Where was the flamboyant orange that defined her? It was all gone. In her place was some strange creature that looked like Professor Crosby, but wasn’t. Stranger still was that she wanted to teach them an actual lesson. Jordan didn’t really know what shoes and books had to do with each other. Why would she suddenly need her shoe to become a book? Hmm, she would have to ask her brainy little sister that one later.

For now, she would concentrate on actually doing the lesson whether or not she understood the point. Though, she doubted that she would actually ever use the lesson beyond assignments and exams. She wasn’t really much of a reader beyond magazines and trashy novels. It wasn’t that she didn’t like reading. It was more that she had a hard time sitting there and reading some classic novel with wording she didn’t understand. It was just too hard to follow and her mind ended up wandering. Then, she would think of something more interesting to do and the book ended up lying abandoned until Alice or Dani picked it up later, depending on the book. Alice would read anything whereas Dani preferred plays.

Looking down at her stylish boots, Jordan decided to pick one of the shoes from the desk. There was no way she was about to risk her shoes to some odd and random spell. The one that she got was rather ugly. It was brown leather and reminded her of something her grandfather would wear. Pointing her wand at it, she was about to attempt the spell when a voice nearby caught her attention. “I haven’t really tried yet, but it’s hard to think about something bookish when all I can think about is how hideous this shoe is.” She picked up the shoe and showed her neighbor to emphasize the point.
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Kate

April 28, 2011 11:01 AM
Normally, the affectations of the fashion-oriented got on Kate’s nerves, but something about the way Jordan Adair explained her lack of luck with the spell, complete with holding up the offending shoe, made her press her hand over her mouth to stifle a giggle.

“Maybe think about a subject you really don’t like?” she suggested. “Then it will all, I don’t know, associate or something?” She shrugged. “Sorry. My sister tutors me, but I don’t think she does that good a job of it. Momma still thinks Dad must have dropped me on my head when I was a baby or something.”

Maybe he had. Alicia had apparently gotten this habit of knocking the socks off every tutor they threw at her (except the Latin one, the Uncle Geoff’s friend, but she was weird, anyway; Kate still had not forgotten the Quidditch incident at last year’s Christmas), and anything Rachel didn’t have in terms of smarts, which usually seemed like very little, she’d make up for by sheer effort, but Kate wasn’t like them. She didn’t think she was stupid, but nor was she smart like that, nor did she kill herself to make perfect grades. Or get a perfect anything, really. She tried harder with Quidditch than she did anything else, since there was a whole House that would be disappointed if she didn’t have the skills, but with clothes and school? As long as she was neat and clean, didn’t mismatch colors so much that she looked like the second coming of Bozo the Clown, and did enough to not get straight Acceptables, she didn’t see why it was that big of a deal.

She’d tried expressing that before, but it didn’t go over well. Momma seemed to think that it was just laziness, and Rachel held that she’d grow out of it, and Sam had kind of treated it as a joke, saying maybe she was supposed to be one of the guys. She hoped that had been a joke in a typical attempt to not get all girly and emotional, anyway, because she’d hate to have to go beat him over the head with her broomstick.

“Maybe my book will be about tennis,” she said, looking at her unaltered shoe again. “When I eventually get it to be a book about anything, anyway. Maybe a journal would be easier, since it’s all blank on the inside.”
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Jordan

May 03, 2011 9:01 PM
“I’ll just think about Potions,” Jordan replied making a face. She absolutely hated potions. It wasn’t that she was completely incompetent at them. Not that she was the best either. She was an average potions maker, but something about the materials that they had to use was just gross. Salamander tails and newt eyes? It was just plain disgusting. “Though, I don’t think I could think of everything or even a page of what’s in that book.” Regardless of the fact that the book was huge, she really wouldn’t want to think about the various potions in it. Beyond the repulsive items, there were the even vile potions. She had absolutely no idea why someone would even think up some of the things that were in the book let alone put such things into one.

Of course, her sister probably would have been one of those people to think such things. Not because she found them all that terribly interesting, but just because she was so matter-of-fact about everything. “If you were dropped on your head, then I must have been too cause all of this is for the birds.” She chuckled slightly. “Before coming here, my sisters and I had a tutor. I’ll probably have my sister...Alice. That’s here sitting over there.” She pointed her out. “Anyhow, I’ll probably have her tutor me this year since we’re in the same class. She’s younger than me, but she’s a complete brainiac. She really should have been in Aladren, but somehow ended up in Crotalus with me.” Jordan shrugged a thin shoulder as if it didn’t really matter. Though, there were times that she both liked and disliked having her baby sister in the same House.

“Do you play tennis?” Jordan asked since Kate mentioned her book being about the subject. “I’ve never played, but I saw some kids once that were.” She liked to go out sometimes to the muggle part of town to talk to some of the cute, older boys. Not that her parents would have approved, but it was easy enough to say she was going over a friend’s. A couple of the times, she saw kids playing on the courts and thought it had looked like fun. But then, she was an active person by nature. She took dance and gymnastics lessons. She wasn’t serious enough to be extraordinary at either. Yet, it was enough to keep her in shape and if they had another talent show someday, maybe she would do something with it.

She made another face at the thought of the blank journal. “That wouldn’t be very interesting. Easy, sure, but interesting? No. Besides, it’s not like you are a blank person, right? Maybe you should think about something you’re passionate about and do that.” Jordan laughed when she thought about what she would do. “I guess if I went by mine it would end up being some romantic novel.” She had a high level of interest in boys at the moment. Maybe, hopefully, in time it would calm down into something of less importance. It was probably just because being a teenager, everything was everywhere at the moment.
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Kate

May 04, 2011 5:54 PM
Kate thought about Potions for a second. The ingredients and brewing didn’t bother her so much, though the more complicated brews did sometimes exhaust her brain power to keep up with and go awry, but the class still ran her ragged to keep up with. It didn’t help, either, that Rachel was fantastic at Fawcett’s program, and since Rach was the second-favorite and the favorite wasn’t in school yet, Kate was expected to match her.

She was about to agree with Jordan’s theory of what to imagine for a good, strong association when the other second year brought up a point she hadn’t yet considered. “Oh, wow,” she said. “I hadn’t even thought about that. Like I said, head…baby….dropped on.” She looked at her shoe. Maybe, since some of them were using their own shoes, the professor wouldn’t really look deeply at the books, since she’d have to do it before the end of class so they could leave. And even if she got a good look at Kate’s, well…how much could the professor know about everything to know that it was all accurate, anyway? And how much could it really count off if it was in the Muggle version of gobbledegook?

Probably a lot, now that she’d thought that. Hoping her desk was real wood, she softly and discreetly knocked on the bottom of it.

Kate laughed and smiled sympathetically as Jordan also disavowed any real skill with this. “My sister’s in fourth year,” she said. “Rachel.” Her voice was tinged with a number of things: pride, wariness, maybe the slightest bit of something somewhere between bitterness and awe. “She’s in Crotalus, too, but she thinks she’s an Aladren.”

She shook her head when asked if she played tennis. “No. It’s just because it’s a tennis shoe, so that’s where my brain is.” She looked at it thoughtfully. “Though, do people actually wear tennis shoes when they’re playing tennis? It doesn’t look like it would be all that comfortable, you know, to bounce around like that in these.” She shrugged. “But what do I know?”

Somehow, Jordan’s criticism of her idea for getting around the assignment stung a little, but she was used enough to that kind of thing in the fam to not show it. Crotali, it seemed, had a real knack for that, especially the really pretty, perfect ones. "I don't know," she said, lightly even though she really meant it seriously. "My life's pretty boring." Though the image of Jordan on the cover of a romance novel did come to mind rather easily. "That's not bad," she said. “I’ll…end up with Dad’s family album or something, I don’t know.” She realized how strange that could sound. “My parents are divorced, and Momma has more money which means custody, so I don’t get to see Dad as much as I want to,” she explained.
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