Professor Pye

June 07, 2016 11:30 AM
“Right, so…red caps…” Alfie clapped his hands together and looked about the room distractedly. As the year wore on, his bright eyes had lost some of their shine and, more often than not, he forgot to shave. At the beginning of his time at Sonora, the bedraggled, unshaven look had been on purpose but now it was due to lack of sleep and too many thoughts on his mind. It wasn’t just his father and his business that wore heavily on Alfie now. It seemed that the longer he stayed at Sonora the worse things became. At the start he had just been a bit of a spoiled brat, angry at everyone for the position he had been in. Now, however… Well, a lot could change in four years.

He was still strict though he had eased up a little—spending time with his fellow professors had helped him to realise that teaching eleven-year-olds vigilance over everything was perhaps not the best way to be popular with the younger years. Popularity wasn’t something was was particularly concerned with, but he could see how it could help the students to pay more attention—to care more about his subject, if he made class time appealing. But mostly it had been to the increasing number of things that were appearing on his plate. Over the past summer he and Cecily had started up again—she was still engaged to that piece of lint, and normally that wasn’t something that would bother him but…things were different now. He hadn’t stopped his affair with Isis, finding his (dare he call her…) friend someone who was stimulating both in conversation and in bed, but that was mainly because Cecily remained so determined to stay engaged to Jake. The thought made him want to tear his hair out. He would never do so, of course, because he knew how wonderful his hair was and he would never purposely compromise his appearance.

Barnaby, too, was further cause for concern. His creep of a little brother was parading around with the blind Aladren beginner trailing behind him like her guide dog followed her, and if his and Cecily’s intelligence had informed them of anything over the summer, Barnaby had begun his initiation. Which did not bode well…for anyone. Alfie wasn’t too concerned since Barnaby wasn’t Of Age yet and therefore wasn’t of much use to their father, but Alfie worried that Barnaby would soon be dragged along to meetings as Alfie, too had been. In fuzzy, distant memories that were only just starting to come back, that was. So Alfie had a lot on his mind what with his father’s investigation, his brother’s innocence, and his romantic life at stake while he made lesson plans and did his best to be just another average school professor who Absolutely Had Not been skillfully obliviated at some point in his life and was just beginning to regain those lost moments.

“Red caps are native to Northern Europe but especially the English and Scottish borderline and inhabit old castles or battlefields or simply holes in the ground. Named for the bright red caps that they wear, these creatures must constantly kill to survive as the colouring of their caps comes from the blood of their victims and should the blood dry out, they’ll die. Red caps can be quite dangerous to the lone traveller, however they can be defeated by witches or wizards with a variety of charms and hexes—and even the Beautification Potion. They’re absolutely not to be confused with the brownie-like Kabouter of Holland, who enjoys helping out in the house but will punish those who spy on them.

“The red cap has an average height of about three to four feet and are near impossible to outrun, therefore today we’ll go over a couple of hexes and charms that can be used against them. By now the second years should have mastered Immobulus and the first years should have a pretty good handle on it. This spell, as I said at the beginning of the year, can be used to freeze—literally and figuratively any living target so can, of course, be used on the red cap. Also useful is Bombarda which would cause an explosion, Glacius and it’s two variations Glacius Duo and Glacius Trio for freezing them (this is less effective than Immobulus however since the Glacius charms do eventually wear off), a Stinging Hex, or perhaps Engorgio Skullus for a slightly more comic effect since if used in enough succession, the red cap would become top-heavy, fall over, and be less able to run.

“And, as I stated earlier, if you happen to have a Beautification Potion on hand, you can definitely pour it on a red cap to distract it while you get to somewhere safe. This is not the most advisable method of dealing with red caps, however, since it is rare that a traveller would be carrying this on hand and therefore is not the most reliable way to deal with an attack by one or more red caps for obvious reasons. If your issue is that you’re having a hard time stomaching the look of these ugly things then you could also likely hit them with a Beauty Charm to more or less the same effect of the Beautification Potion.

“Our exercise today, will be to defeat the red caps I have invited into the classroom. You may use any variation of spells that you have learned so far in your time here, but keep in mind that some will be more effective than others. Having paid attention to the spells I listed out for you earlier, do some critical thinking and try to come up with other spells that might work too. You may try and see how those spells do. Do experiment since your quiz this week—” Alfie rarely gave hints as to what the weekly quiz would be on. “—will be to compare the various spells that you tried on the red caps and which were the most effective and why you think that is. Now, please gather your wands and, if you line up against the wall, I’ll move the desks and release the demons.”

Once Alfie had determined that all the students had their wands and were safely out of the way, he banished the desks and bags to the adjoining room and summoned the enchanted dueling dummies that had been shrunk and charmed to behave and react like red caps. They would not try and kill the students, in any case, but they wouldn’t hesitate to give a slight shove if a student allowed it to get too close so that later Alfie could collect the data and see which students had been touched the most by the dummies and therefore needed the most improvement. As he let the students get to work, he reflected on how he really ought to ask for another classroom so he wasn’t moving desks around every lesson.

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Gabe Valenti [Teppenpaw]

June 17, 2016 2:45 AM
Red Caps? Here, in their classroom?

Gabe, who had previously been entirely focused on a very involved but messy doodle of a dragon battling a group of trolls (because how cool would that be!) looked up from his paper. Sometimes these lecture classes could go on and on forever. He couldn’t stand it. His notebook was filled with perfectly mediocre doodles that were proof of this. Gabe would have included Red Caps in his scrawling, to go along with today’s theme, but he didn’t really know what they looked like. Maybe after today’s class, they could become a regular part of the second year’s notes.

Life, as usual, was going pretty good. He was on the Quidditch team, he was happy with his friends, and his cousin was here with him, which meant his homesickness wasn’t quite as bad as it had been last year. It was potentially going to be an issue that he had missed out on the professor going over the spells, but he was sure he would think of something. Worst case scenario, his wand always seemed to get explosive whenever danger was near, or toothpicks, or anything really. The difficult part would be trying to restrain it.

Kicking his backpack under the desk (he’d left his Care of Magical Creatures textbook in the dorms today, meaning his back was way more peaceful than usual) he grabbed his trusty(-ish) alder wand and popped out of his seat. He was so excited to finally be facing a magical fiend more dangerous than flobberworms. The chubby boy was a second year now, for Pete’s sake. He knew some spells. It was about time.

As he followed the other kids to the wall, he thought about what kind of cool spells he would use in the imminent battle. He would love to do something really epic and exciting. It would be pretty awesome to levitate a Red Cap, but Gabe wasn’t sure he had enough control for something that large. This might have to be a gametime decision.

Their things were disappeared now, and he raised his wand at the ready. This was about the most exciting thing that had happened since his last Quidditch practice. Matt and Emma were never going to believe this. His parents were never going to hear about this. Sure, they were okay with large high schoolers trying to tackle Mattie in football, but this was different. His older siblings were going to be so impressed when they learned of how he fended off real danger. Gabe would be the baby of the family no more.

His pulse was racing, he could hear them coming, and then… nothing. There was absolutely no danger whatsoever. Just a bunch of dummies. Gabe lowered his wand in total disappointment. Now his Red Caps doodles would remain tiny stickmen with silly hats forever. His dragon doodles would tear them to pieces.

“Lame, huh?” he commiserated with the nearest student, body still facing towards the dummies. Gabe was totally uninspired to think of a spell now. He didn’t want to play with dolls, like his littlest cousin, Elisa might. He was twelve years-old now, after all, practically a teenager!
0 Gabe Valenti [Teppenpaw] No time for dolls 330 Gabe Valenti [Teppenpaw] 0 5


Camden Miller (Pecari)

June 23, 2016 12:38 PM
Camden had been having a relatively better time at Sonora this time around, and he was really glad for it. After the initial shock of his first year at the magical school, the Muggleborn felt a bit more at ease controlling and learning about something that actually made him special. He was a wizard… a real wizard. Not one of those charlatans that made doves “appear” from handkerchiefs or top hats. No, Camden would be able to do that for real in the future. He smiled as he entered the DADA classroom.

The change in demeanor in him was very apparent as the young boy was slowly going back to his former cheerful self. Camden was beginning to open up to his fellow Sonorans. The Pecari second-year was now even part of the Quidditch team - a reserve, but part of the team! - The brown-haired boy had started practicing to become better, but with his tutoring sessions it was kind of hard to practice as much as he required. The Pecari had gotten on a broom for the first time last year and hadn't been in one since since that Flying class, but he hadn't sucked at it. It had taken a lot of time to convince his parents that it was safe to fly, and that he should have a broom. A few days after the try-outs, Camden had been able to order it! He was excited to feel part of something at the school.

The brown-haired Pecari sat down on his customary seat at the far-end of the classroom and got out his things as quickly as he could since the Professor started the class a few seconds later after he entered the place. His attention quickly shifted to Red Caps - they sounded cool! - and began taking notes as best as he could, but like always, he got distracted a few minutes into the lecture and got completely and utterly lost. Camden groaned to himself in annoyance. It was ALWAYS the same problem with him. His attention span was too short. However, Camden got a hold of himself and listened to the lecture. There wasn't anything he could do at this point.

The second-year took notes here and there trying to catch up on the lecture, but it was a futile mission. There were some things that escaped his attention. Camden suddenly realized that everyone was moving towards the walls and dutifully followed them with his wand drawn. He could feel the excitement building inside of the classroom as he looked around and experienced something new inside the class. He had no idea what was happening, but he let the general feel of the room get the best of him. A huge grin appeared on his boyish face, adrenaline surged through his body giving him an alertness that he only had during sporting events…

And some dummies appeared and Camden was startled. The brown haired boy jumped backwards in an attempt get away from the impending seudo danger to be addressed by an older boy. The Pecari blinked in his direction, “Kind of,” he responded not sure of what else to say. He had been startled, but the other boy seemed to find it boring.
0 Camden Miller (Pecari) Eh sure... No dolls 0 Camden Miller (Pecari) 0 5