Professor Light

November 19, 2011 12:00 AM
“... okay, seriously, where is my wand?” Tipping precariously over the cliff of Frantic, Caesar dropped to his knees, palms pressed against the floor, his fingers curling, bending to peer anxiously beneath his desk. “Come on... don’t do this to me!” Anora’s letter, like all of Anora’s letters, had come at a bad time for him. ‘Yes, fantastic. You had another baby. Yes, fantastic. Your husband is amazing. Yes, fantastic. Your life has turned out exactly the way you wanted it to.’ He had spent all night last night outlining a lesson that centered on how to make letters implode once the desired recipient held the envelope in their hand. After a few drinks his temper was calmed and his sanity had been restored, but while he wasn’t quite drunk, he was tipsy enough that he had struggled to remember exactly how the Sobering Charm was pronounced. Too afraid of oversleeping (again) he had made his way to his classroom late last night, and spent the entire morning planning an appropriate lesson, grateful that he hadn’t had a first period class.

Checking the clock, Caesar gave up on searching for his wand and decided to use the remaining twenty minutes of agonized freedom re-outlining his lesson so that he wouldn’t have to demonstrate the appropriate wandwork. Rising to his feet, Caesar straightened only to slump back into his chair. “Oy!” Springing up a second later, Caesar turned to stare at the seat that had burned him. “For merlinssake...” He was wearing his robes backwards, and had sat on the pocket holding his wand. Caesar paused, straightening fully, his back stiff, his shoulders tensed and raised. Taking a deep breath through his nostrils, he filled his thoughts with anger. ‘HateAnorahateAnorahateAnorahatehatehateAnora!’ He let out the breath through his mouth, his lips parting just slightly, and all the hate, anxiety, and nervousness were drained. ‘Got nothin’ but love.’ “Alrighty then,” Turning his silver robes around, Caesar pulled out his wand (undamaged) and began cleaning up the traces of fatigue on his face, the wrinkles on his robes, and neatened his desk. “Okay, okay, okay...”

Muttering senseless, semi-positive words, Caesar got ready for his Intermediate students. He’d had them for a week, but wasn’t really sure what he thought of them yet. He’d gone to a slightly bigger school when he was a kid, so he was used to classes that were divided between each and every year. At Sonora he had to evaluate the difference in education that the third, fourth, and fifth years had. After going over the spells they’d each already learned, looking for overlapping gaps, overlapping connections, Caesar figured hoped was guessing that his lesson for today would satisfy all three years.

“Hey, afternoon!” Caesar welcomed the incoming students as the clock finally caught up to where his mind had been for the past ten minutes. “Drop your essays on my desk before you take a seat, por favor.” Having been a victim of a love potion once - ‘HateAnorahateAnorahatehatehateAnora!’ - Caesar was wary of any and all potions and charms that manipulated the emotions of another human being in any way. He’d had the Intermediate class study Cheering Charms, taught them the incantation Laetissimus because he didn’t believe in withholding information out of fear, and then gave them an excerpt of his dissertation to read where he outlined how simple magic commonly perceived as harmless could potentially lead to the three Unforgivable Curses. For example, Cheering Charms leading to the Imperius Curse. Using his own dissertation as a resource, as well as three other text resources where one supported and the other two contradicted his opinion, he asked them all to write an essay on where they thought the line should be drawn in teaching magic, if any.

Waiting for everyone to settle down in their seats, Caesar glanced over at one of the full length mirrors he had propped up against the wall, pleased to see that the previous blood shot pupils, circles under his hazel almond shaped eyes, and the lifeless character of his honeyed brown hair was all gone, his midnight spells and energizing potion proving successful. “As you know, these two terms we’ll be focusing on the practical applications of charm work in the most frequently occurring scenarios. For example,” There was an indiscernible twitch of his wand, and on several desks life sized mannequins of various appearance fell with hard thumps and convincing shrieks of pain emitting from their unmoving mouths. “Having to heal yourself, or another.” Each mannequin was damaged in some way; a few had broken noses, split lips, legs twisted at odd angles, fingers spread out further than what was normal, hanging limply from their tiny sockets, what looked like blood running from infected ears, and gashes across a thigh and a chest.

“The first spell I want you all to practice is Tergeo.” Caesar pronounced it, Tur - jee - oh. He repeated the spell, this time moving his wand in a half crescent shape, watching the blood on a mannequin clear away. “Point it wherever you see blood. You have to clean the wound before you can properly treat it.” He kept his wand pointed steady at the same mannequin, fixing on the nose that the blood had gushed from. “Episkey is the second spell I want you all to practice.” He repeated the spell Eh - pis - kee without wand movement, just holding his wand-arm steady. With an audible snap! the mannequin's nose fell back into place. Caesar waited for any questions to pop up while waving his wand and letting the mannequin be restored to its previous horrific grandeur, sprawled over a student’s desk.

“I couldn’t spring for dummies for each and every one of you, but I’m glad because when applying these skills in the real world, it will be important to know how to work as a team, in a team, and to split the necessary duties. Start when you’re ready. I will be walking around the class, correcting your form.” He walked through the classroom as his students partnered up, fingers running through the thick volume of hair he had, falling to pull idly at his earlobe. 'I'm a teacher... huh. Who saw this coming?'
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Kate Bauer, Teppenpaw

December 11, 2011 11:13 PM
Kate smiled brightly at Professor Light as she dropped her paper on the desk, figuring it was always best to go out with a smile. She hadn’t gotten near length, and the whole thing was the disorganized product of three crazy hours, so she was pretty sure, no matter how lenient a grader he was, that she wasn’t going to do very well on the essay she’d just handed in.

Oh, well. There were more important things in life than making a great grade on each essay she handed in, and she wasn’t going to fail the course at any rate. Momma would be annoyed, and Rachel, but when were they not? Kate had only the dimmest memories of a time when anyone in her family except Dad had ever seemed to think she was anything other than basically a disappointment, a failure, an errant offshoot of an ambitious line that had no more place in its steady climb to greatness than poor Aunt Lavinia did. She’d learned not to let it bother her too much. If she hadn’t, she didn’t guess she would have time to think of anything else.

And there was plenty else to think of. Her little sister was getting settled into first year. Two of her family members were now prefects on top of being bigger achievers than she was, and Rachel had spent all summer talking about how she had to be absolutely perfect all year so she could get on the ballot for Head Girl. She was going to be the oldest Seeker in the school next year, so she really needed to get her act together on the Pitch and win something for once. Maybe it was just whatever small part of her genes came from Granddad and Momma talking, but she thought it was high time Teppenpaw got its share of the glory.

And, oh, yeah, her CATS were next year. Next year, but the past three years had gone by so fast she was still a little surprised sometimes to note that she was not in first year anymore, so she was pretty sure the next few months weren’t going to be nearly as long as she thought right now that they should be. And even if they were, she was going to be nagged about studying every day by someone anyway, so she might as well go ahead and do it.

She had her stuff all out and ready to take notes, determined to be a good student for as long as she could maintain a reasonable amount of fear for her future academic life, which made it a bit of a disappointment to have a great big mannequin running something red fall on top of her paper and, she was pretty sure, break her quill. It wasn’t her best quill, or even her favorite, but it was pretty good, so she wasn’t going to be happy if it was broken. Once her heart stopped thudding. A certain amount of surprise was a given at magic school, but really? Screaming? That had come a little out of nowhere, especially since they weren’t even in Professor Levy’s class.

At least the lesson sounded cool. Kate knew there was no way she was remotely smart enough to be a Healer, she’d get laughed out of the Healer-school entrance exam or whatever it was, but the lesson was still cool, and it couldn’t be too hard if the third years were getting to do it. She kinda wished Rachel and some of her friends had been there, though, just so she could have watched how they would have reacted. She could just see Veronica Kerrigan jumping through the roof.

Turning in her seat, she grinned at the person in the next dummy-less desk. Then, borrowing what she imagined to be the tone her sister might use to invite someone to some kind of super party or cool people’s breakfast or whatever, she really didn’t know a lot about that kind of thing except that she was pretty sure it did not involve things with broken bones and blood everywhere as a general rule, she said, “Care to join me?”
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James Owen

December 22, 2011 10:10 AM
Professor Light was scatty. James didn't like him. It was bad enough that they had to change professors part-way through the curriculum, but having a professor who rarely seemed to know whether he was coming or going vexed James a great deal. he was therefore already disgruntled by the time a mangled representation of a human torso landed nearby - thankfully not on his own desk. It seemed impractical, and, if he was honest, unnecessarily gotesque. He appreciated occasional blood and gore as much as the next person - some of the illustrations in the advanced transfiguration books were fascinating - but there had to be a line drawn somewhere (and if he were in a more rational mood he might have be drawn to concede that the line was drawn a lot closer for Professor Light than for less annoying teachers).

Regardless of his appreciation, or lack thereof, for the manner in which the subject was being taught, James couldn't deny the usefulness of its content. He'd already made decent notes while the professor had been warbling on, so when Kate Bauer asked if he cared to join her, James nodded in affirmation, with the vocal accompaniment, "yes, okay."

Admittedly, the first time he'd met Kate they'd gotten off on the wrong foot to some extent, but it had been short-lived (on his part, at any rate) and James found she was one of the few people in his yeargroup he could really tolerate. This might perhaps be due in part to the fact that he didn't spend a great deal of time in her company, but nevertheless he thought there were plenty a more objectionable partner than she.

"Do you have any preference on who should start where?" James asked. As he wasn't concerned with the matter himself, he was happy to leave it up to someone else to decide.
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Kate

December 22, 2011 4:11 PM
Kate had never been too sure what to think of James Owen. Their first meeting hadn’t been one of her finer moments, but a lot of that had to do with her being, well, kind of stupid as well as him being kind of…she didn’t want to say ‘hostile.’ Kind of not the warmest member of the year, as well as just an Aladren. It wasn’t entirely uncommon, she thought, for them to just kind of not notice that other people were slower than they were, or less direct in a lot of ways; Crotalus was the one with the reputation, but in its way, Aladren was as set apart from the rest of the school, if not more. Sam liked to joke that even the professors wouldn’t care much for them if not for their test scores, so they threw them all together in one place, so they could egg each other on to yet higher academic heights while sparing the rest of the school the trouble of dealing with them.

She and James hadn’t had any run-ins since they were first years, though, and that was so long ago that she guessed she was the only one who remembered it because it had been awkward for her and she’d felt like a klutz on top of feeling like a dummy, so Kate wasn’t worried about working with him too much. He was smart, so their mannequin would get healed enough that they wouldn’t fail, and who knew. She’d noticed he seemed to get along with Eliza Bennett, who seemed to Kate like one of the most cheerful and outgoing people in the whole year just from the range in the company she kept despite the pureblood status that said she should have been a complete snot to more than half of them, as well as he did with anyone, so maybe he’d softened up a little. At least as long as she didn’t do something utterly stupid, like ruin his work, or say something completely moronic.

Occasionally, she reminded herself she was a smart, perfectly competent person, and that it wasn’t to her credit to see it as a problem that she wasn’t Rachel, or even the less accomplished but cuter Alicia. Sometimes, she even believed it. More and more these days, as she saw just how much Momma and Rachel really seemed to get out of the lifestyle they had chosen. Just not always when she was interacting with actual people, particularly those who’d disapproved of her in the past.

The first test of whether or not she could do that came quickly, when he told her to pick who would start where on the dummy. She bit her lip, looking it over, before saying what seemed the most logical to her. “Start in the middle, and each go one direction?” she said, gesturing to about where the dummy’s belly button should have been. Then, because there was no way she wanted to be the one in charge and then it be totally her fault when if something went completely sideways, she added, “Which way do you want? Up to the head or down to the feet?”
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James

December 27, 2011 10:24 AM
Kate made a suggestion that they start in the middle of the dummy, which sounded counter-logical to James. It would surely make more sense to start at either end and meet in the middle, but then he supposed he might work a great deal faster than Kate one of them might work more quickly than the other, which would leave the other in the pair completing more work until they met. Then again, Kate's method would leave the faster worked waiting around for the other to finish. James wasn't sure which scenario was least preferable, but decided the difference was negligible. "Okay," he said, agreeing to her proposal.

As for the direction, he instictively felt more drawn to the head, considering that there was less body in that direction than all the way down to the feet. Then again, the upper torse also had arms and hands, which could potentially take as long on their own as the legs and feet. Deciding that probably didn't matter when he was likely to finish first, anyway, James continued with his initial decision, and said, "I think I'd prefer to work up towards the head, if you don't mind." He didn't think she would mind, having given him the choice, but girls could be weird about changing their mind for no apparent reason, so it was always worth checking.

When their roles had been clarified, James took a look at his end of the body. It looked fairly mangled, but then the professor had only given them two spells to use, so presumably they could fix the mannequin to a satisfactory level by using only these two spells. If there was any time left at the end of the assignment, James supposed they could always look up any other spells they thought might be useful to ensure a more thorough recovery. It wasn't that he felt any need to impress this peculiar professor; he was simply a perfectionist.

Beginning with a red sticky mark on the body's abdomen, James attempted the first spell for the first time, having re-read it and tested it aloud once for pronunciation. "Tergeo", he cast, moving his wand in a half crescent shape as the professor had demonstrated. As expected, the blood - or blood substitue... James wasn't sure which it was, if the spell was in fact created for a purpose as specific as blood removal - cleared away. The fourth year had yet to encounter a spell he couldn't execute on his first attempt, at least to a level where he could claim objectively recordable success.

One of the many problems James had with partner work was that it often necessitated conversation. he supposed there was no real need for him and Kate to discuss anything, but even he couldn't deny that working in silence while their peers chatted away could be interpreted as awkward. When speaking was compulsory, james tended to prefer debate over idle chatter. Therefore it was sometimes best for him to initiate the conversation, to keep it on his terms. With this in mind, he said, "So far I don't like the new professor, but I think might turn out to be one of our more useful assignments. What do you think?"
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Kate

December 27, 2011 8:36 PM
James was being very agreeable. About this, Kate was very happy. She tried to be as accommodating as possible when she was working with someone in class, since she really just wanted to get along, but when people told her to make calls, she was always worried that even if they said they didn’t care, that they really did and were now all annoyed about something. That was why she gave it back to him who should get which end, because she honestly did not care. Either way, it was going to be working, lots.

He decided to take the head, and she nodded. “Sure,” she said cheerfully. “That’s great. You can do that, and I’ll do – “ she waved vaguely toward its legs and feet. “All this.” Though she was unsure how well she would do with the little bones in the feet and stuff, it still had fewer little bones (she thought; it wasn’t like she’d ever really made a study of anatomy at all) than the head and face and arms and stuff, so that was great. Less for her to screw up, just from the looks of it. She just hoped she was right about that.

Which she might very well not be. Maybe the little bones were tons easier to fix than the big ones, or maybe it was really the lower half of the body that was riddled with tiny little things it was hard to notice needed fixing, or any number of other things she hadn’t thought of and accounted for. She’d just have to see.

She tried cleaning the blood away from a big gash in the calf and had success. Some success, anyway; it wasn’t perfect, but it was better than nothing. Then she was mentally talking herself into trying on a bone when James spoke to her. “Hm?” she asked, looking up. “Oh…” She didn’t want to make statements about liking or not liking the professor, but the second part, she could deal with. She looked at that instead. “Pretty useful, yeah. ‘Course, I think I’ll still let someone who knows what they’re doing take care of me if I can.” She tried the bone spell. It made an ominous sound, but she decided not to think too much about that. “Ever thought of being a medic?” she asked, to continue the conversation. Aladrens certainly had the brains for it.
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