Duesius Pierce, Substitute Teacher

February 03, 2012 7:40 PM
Duesius Pierce did not understand how he came to be standing here in front of the first and second year classes of Sonora Academy. He understood how Apparition worked as well as anybody did, he supposed, but the physical processes of traveling across the country were significantly less confusing than the family debts and feuds that led to him casting such spells today in the first place. There were, of course, a couple of steps in the process that were fairly self-explanatory. The first of such steps was that Kerry O'Shaunasey was sick and unable to teach his classes himself. The second was that the usual pool of substitutes had, for various reasons, all turned down the offer or had been unable to be reached in a timely manner. Those, Duesius could grasp well enough. Where things got baffling to him was when Deputy Headmistress Amelia Pierce decided that, of all the people in the world who were not on the usual substitute list, he was somehow deemed the most qualified to come in on short notice to teach Care of Magical Creatures to young people.

It was true that he had a four year degree from Sapienti University in Care of Magical Creatures and he was the founder of a small business that provided care for magical pets of all varieties while their owners traveled or were otherwise temporarily unable to look after them. However, such qualifications were hardly spectacular enough that he felt they overcame the shortcomings he knew Amelia knew about. She had grown up with him. She knew he had trouble talking and she knew he was slow. More than that, she hadn't even liked him when they were kids. So why would she ask for him to substitute?

More than that, though, why would Druscella agree to her plea for help? The two matriarchs of the two all-but-feuding branches had a strange strange strange relationship that Duesius couldn't even begin to fathom. They flooed each other regularly - he knew that from sharing a house with Druescella - but by all outward appearances, they seemed to want people to think they despised each other. Amelia asking for help and then getting it seemed counter to all previous precedent.

More than that, even, why would Father and Wesley then confirm that decision to make Duesius come out here? Wesley's dislike of Amelia was only shadowed by his dislike of Belinda. Plus, Father did not like him going out in public much these days, so something had to be going on that Duesius just didn't see if Marcus Pierce was offering to look after the crup and the kneazle his son was currently supposed to be looking after so he could go teach at a magic school when Marcus knew perfectly well that his son had disgracefully bad verbal skills.

Most confusing of all to Duesius was why he had let his father and brother and grandmother and disowned cousin bully him into packing up the kneazle and putting on his least stained set of robes and apparating out to Arizona. Packing up the kneazle was the easiest part to explain. First of all, he didn't hate his father and leaving a kneazle and a crup in the same house was just asking for disaster if one was not well trained in keeping them out of trouble. Secondly, the kneazle would make a good subject for the beginner class.

Fortunately the outdoor clearing he'd been directed to as the 'classroom' for his lesson did not half a chalkboard so he did not have to embarrass himself and his family with his rough penmanship. His fingers were simply too large for the fine motor control needed to manipulate chalk in a neat fashion. Instead, he stood in front of the group of young students, standing approximately six foot five and two hundred and fifty pounds, mostly in muscle, and said, "I am Duesius Pierce of the New Hampshire Pierces." He gave a very slight nod toward Thaddeus, acknowledging that he was not unique in that designation here today.

He had been lucky enough to get enough time and warning to manage some memorization. Duesius, for all his other faults, did have a nearly perfect memory, and he had already sorted out how to proceed with the main lesson. "Professor O'Shaunasey is ill so I will be teaching today's class. We will be covering the Kneazle. Galinda." Galina ignored the attention being paid to her, opting to take that moment - when Duesius gestured toward her and thus made the majority of the class look in her direction - to start licking her butt. He sighed. "Galina is a variety of magical feline called a Kneazle. These cats are very smart and can often be used to judge character. In some ways, they work better than a sneakoscope because they will actually attack suspicious characters instead of just alerting you to them."

"You may take turns petting her, if she lets you. Please note the lion's tail and her large ears. These are characteristic of most kneazles. After you have had a chance to get a close look, please write a short essay about anything else you might have noticed about the kneazle. Turn that in before you leave." Doing the assignment that way meant he could forgo taking attendance since he'd get a paper from each person.

"Anyone except Thaddeus may ask me questions individually." That was the part he wasn't sure he could handle, and he hoped doing it one person at a time would lessen the impact of being slow. Excluding Thaddeus only made sense or nobody else would get a turn.
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Nora Dobson, Aladren

March 07, 2012 6:18 AM
Though Nora could see value in each and every one of her classes, she could see more in some than others. Care of Magical Creatures was one that held less interest for her-and even less so when it was being taught by Duesius Pierce, who was not known for his intelligence than by Professor O'Shaunasey or now Headmistress Kijewski. Just because Mr. Pierce was a pureblood didn't make him qualified as an educator in Nora's opinion. Take her uncles, for example, Uncle Oliver would only be qualified to teach on fashion and Uncle Marshall on fine alcohol or transfiguration-and on the latter topic Nora's uncle was far more of a doer than a teacher.

However, Nora had heard that Mr. Pierce, who'd been ahead of Uncle Marshall at SUM, had a degree in COMC, so there had to be more to him than met the eye. Still there was something just rather unimpressive about him, though she'd certainly never tell Evan's roommate that. Even though the young Mr. Pierce impressed her as a great deal more intelligent than his cousin. Of course, Nora probably seemed a great deal more impressively intelligent than some of her elder cousins too.

What really rather irritated her was that they were doing kneazles. Nora had nothing against the creatures. A built in evil detector was quite a useful tool. It was just that well, they'd done them last year along with crups. It was review for her and something that wasn't difficult for the Aladren to begin with. The second year needed to be challenged. The only really useful thing she could see to do here was see if the kneazle attacked any of the first years, given that they'd not been exposed to the one they'd had in class last year.

She was bored already. Nora craved something more complex. Maybe something about the biology about the kneazle, why they didn't like evil people. Something more difficult than just petting and playing with them. This lesson was clearly geared for the less intelligent among them and those like herself were quickly going to get tired of this.

The Aladren sighed, quickly removing a book about famous dark wizards from her bag then using the bag to sit on as she leaned against a tree. Nora kept on eye on the kneazle, just in case it reacted badly to any of the first years but over all she figured this was a better use of her time. Part of her wondered though if the real reason that kneazles didn't like so-called evil people was that they were more likely to be cruel to animals and therefore the kneazle would react in kind though. Sort of years of a defense mechanism bred into the creature.
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Nora

March 07, 2012 6:26 AM
I sort of missed the part about them having to write essays. Just say I had Nora do that instead.
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