Though I can't say whether or not they're being controlled by evil snitches, I can say that my RL professors are in a conspiracy to keep me away from the computer until, at the very earliest, Thursday. Though I may squeeze in a post or two, it doesn't seem likely; I'm bad about spending a long time on them. Since it's come to my attention that an ill-considered posting spree of doom has put me in quite a few threads, I thought I should probably let y'all know no one has been forgotten or (permanently) forsaken.