First: I was referring to the fact that she's the crazy one and I'm one of the sane ones, not the nicknames thing.
Second: A guy with a surname associated with fat babies, pink flowers, and cutesy lace-trimmed hearts has no room whatsoever to talk about anyone else's, pretty boy.
Third: *shrilly* Is that supposed to be better?!
Fourth: Sure they do. They're just invisible mutes!
Fifth: Yes, you did. A very rich girl whose very rich daddy is going to be suing your very not-rich family for all the emotional damage you've inflicted on her.
*breaks down again*
*Very-rich-daddy goes to hide under an Unplottable desk, already arranging his trip to Britain to steal the Cloak from Harry Potter*