Author: agrees with Lily's author. They make a cute couple...vicious, but cute.
Earl: *raises wand threateningly* Do it and see what happens.
Author: *laughs* You can't stop me! The pen is mightier than the wand. Plus, I'm sure Lily's nice once you quit making her angry. And she's probably pretty. *author has no idea* And you both love Quidditch...