Mortimer Brockert

December 13, 2013 8:57 PM
As far as Mortimer was concerned, the holidays could be kind of a bunch of...nonsense really. A lot of fuss for no real reason. In fact, what really got to him other than the unnecessary social obligations with stupid people talking about trivial things, was the way the Muggles acted. Like they'd invented everything about the winter holidays, when they'd just stolen things from the old festival of Saturnalia, a feast that honored the Roman God of Agriculture, Saturn. Who had, naturally, been a wizard as were all the Roman Gods and Goddesses. They were simply thought to have all been Gods and Goddesses by idiot Muggles who did not have the power they did.

Those were the good old days. Before Muggles got arrogant and jealous of those powers they'd worshipped before and a major case of sour grapes set in. Muggles claimed that the powers wizards had were not a good thing and instead that wizards were evil horrible people, that their powers were given to them by an evil fat man named Santa that now came out once a year to celebrate with the wizards and their evil powers and eat Muggle children who did not feed the fat man's appetite and bribe him with milk and cookies.

Then, Muggles started trying to burn wizards and witches as if they were bad people instead of worshipping them like before, leading to the Statute of Secrecy after that mess in Salem where it was mostly Muggle outcasts being killed in the first place. The idea of being magical being a bad thing was still a very offensive idea though.

However, none of this really mattered at the moment. This idiocy was over for another year, and now it was time to get back to learning, something as a good Aladren alum, Mortimer relished. Today Kiva was unable to make the Returning Feast and in the interest of giving him more responsibility as the future Headmaster, he was to make a speech. It would be short and to the point, because he knew that when he'd been young, the last thing he'd wanted to do was listen to the school Head blather on when he was hungry after the wagon ride. Besides, Mortimer was a believer in saying only what was needed to be said.

"Welcome back, students. I hope you had a good holiday." Okay, that was a lie, he really didn't care either way, for the most part but people...liked when you wished them well, even when you didn't really give a flying hippogriff. "Before we begin our feast, I have two announcements. One, we have a new staff member, welcome Miss Jera Valson, who will be subbing for classes when your regular professors cannot make it for one reason or another." He didn't really know much about Miss Valson, her mother had been one of his predecessors but the girl herself had come in much later than his nephew Cory and a bit earlier than his niece Alessa, the latter being quite a bit younger than the former. "Secondly, our Midsummer Event this year will be, as you know, the Concert. You should have gotten your groups already and should begin working on your acts if you haven't already." If they couldn't figure out that for props and costumes they should make stuff in the Art room or get it sent from home and that the Music room had instruments, then they lacked the common sense a worm was born with and probably deserved to fail in front of their peers.

OOC-I, as an author, disagree with Mortimer's blasphemous take on the holidays, and apologize for it wholeheartedly, though do back him up on the part about hating being forced into small talk with idiots. However, I realize that it's not like that for everyone and wish everyone a happy holiday season anyway. And genuinely do "give a flying hippogriff". :)
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Ariel Thornton

December 16, 2013 11:25 PM
Ariel sighed heavily as the wagon bounced its way from the spot where it had picked up her and her sisters and headed back towards “Freaksville”. She had tried to spend the slight reprieve they had received convincing herself that the last few months of her life had been a horrible dream. Granted, her nightmare had had a tolerable moment in the meeting of her fellow cellmate Morgana, but even that was to be short lived when she attended her first few “classes” and had been required to participate in the whole mess. She resisted at first, but was reminded by her super freak of a cousin that she needed to do the work presented to her if she wished to escape from her confinement. Ariel despised Clara for pointing that factor out to her, but the eleven year old realized that her freak of a cousin might be right. Perhaps if she behaved herself she might be allowed to escape her current predicament. Ariel nicely told Clara to mind her own beeswax, but kept her cousin's advice in mind. Ariel tried her best to tune out her sisters chatter as they all seemed to talk at once. Brielle seemed to be the most excited out of the bunch due to her being part of their uncle Bryan's wedding over the break to his new fiance. Great, another freak to add to the fold Ariel groaned to herself as she thought back to the whole spectacle. Ariel liked her uncle Bryan (mostly). If it wasn't for the fact that he was one of “THEM” she would have liked him whole lot more, but he was so that put a damper on their relationship as far as she saw it. His marriage to whats her name didn't help matters any either.

Ariel detested the fact that she had been forced to attend this whole sordid affair. All that it meant to her was that her whole freak show of a family was going to be gathered in one spot which meant that, thanks to her mother and step-father, that she would be forced to interact with them. Ariel had rolled her eyes when the invitation had arrived and her mother had practically squealed with excitement. Her sisters had all started oohing and ahhhing over the whole thing and it all just made Ariel sick. When she was “kindly” informed by her mother that not only was she expected to attend with everyone else, but she was going to be a flower girl, Ariel let out a cry of protest and stormed off to her room slamming her door shut behind her. She dropped onto her bed positively seething with rage. How could they expect her to participate in such nonsense? It was completely unfair! she grumbled to herself as she moped in her room. Her mother had come in at some point and tried talking to her about her behavior. Ariel had tried to argue with her mother, but was told in no uncertain terms that she would be attending and she would be participating and that was that. The Crotalus glared at her mother, but nodded obediently. So Ariel did as she was told, hating every minute of it. She grimaced the whole time that her mother and Aunt Charlotte helped her dress, she stared deadpan at the small group of people who were in attendance for the ceremony as she dropped her flower petals down the walkway towards the altar and she leaned her chin on her palm and elbow after the ceremony during the reception. Her elbow was resting on the table as she boredly stared around the room. Her uncle had decided to have the wedding at his place in Napa, California. Ariel seriously didn't care where the unholy union had taken place, she had just wanted to be left out of it. No such luck there.

Ariel glared at her sisters as the wagon continued on its way towards their prison. The only moment out of the whole event that amused Ariel slightly was when Clara stepped on the hem of dress, tripping herself and the boy she had been partnered up with. Ariel hadn't even bothered trying to hide her amusement over her cousin's misstep. Finally...something worth seeing during this whole snorefest! she mused to herself as she had smirked. She didn't know if her mother had heard her snicker at her cousin and frankly she didn't care. It had been funny and Ariel had been determined to enjoy it even if it had been at her cousin's expense. Ariel grinned slightly as she replayed the event in her mind. So far it was the only thing making this trip in any way bearable. The wagon finally came to a stop in front of Freaksville and Ariel sighed rolling her eyes. “Oh yay...I'm back,” she grumbled to herself as she trudged her way off the wagon after her sisters had all filed off. She glanced forlornly at the desolate building and the other inmates meandering around outside (or whatever it was they were doing at the time) and groaned to herself. “Gah...why me? What did I ever do to deserve being dragged off to this place and locked up with all the freaks?” she grumbled under her breath as she watched people heading into the building from the cold. Ariel rolled her eyes as she followed her sisters into the prison. She headed over towards the Crotalus table and dropped into an empty seat as far from any member of her family as she possibly could, paying very little attention to whomever might be seated around her. In a very small, teeny tiny sorta way she was sorta hoping that one of the people seated around her was her roommate Morgana. Not that Ariel would admit it openly to anyone other than Morgana, but she found that Morgana seemed kind-of nice for being a fellow freak.

Ariel stared blankly off in the distance as the Headmaster delivered the Return Feast Speech which refreshingly enough wasn't much of a speech. She nodded approvingly as he finished quickly and glanced towards the food plates as they began to appear on the table before them. As she glanced over the evening's fare she fingered the trinket that sat buried in her robe pocket. It wasn't anything big or expensive or important or nothing, just one of the small snow globes that had been used to decorate the tables at her uncle's wedding reception. It had a white unicorn inside with purple hooves and a purple horn standing in a field of sparkly snow. Ariel didn't like it much herself, but she thought Morgana might so she swiped it as a gift for her. It didn't mean that she was going soft or anything, but she figured the gesture couldn't hurt. Besides, there was no rule that said she couldn't be nice-ish to at least one person and surly to everyone else, was there? Ariel finally glanced up from her inspection of the prison food and grinned slightly when she caught sight of her roommate. She offered Morgana a half wave and offered her the seat beside herself. “Hi Morgana...I saved a seat for you...if you want,” she said awkwardly. She hoped that Morgana didn't notice too much of the awkward part.
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