An Owl from W.A.I.L.

May 06, 2008 10:37 PM

Letter for Cecily Smythe by An Owl from W.A.I.L.

Within a few days of Cecily Smythe's letter having been sent off, a grey owl swept into the Crotalus commons. If Geoffrey Spindler had been present he would have recognised the owl at once. Whether it was a good thing or not, he wasn't present, and in any case, he owl had much more important things to do than be spotted by the fifth year. It sought out the young lady who the package it was carrying was addressed to and waited with exaggerated patience for its burden to be removed. Attached to the package was a letter, addressed to the young lady in question.

Dear Miss Smythe,

It is wonderful to hear from a Sonora Academy student who is aware of the dangers her school is blindly rushing towards, and willing to help up save its students from themselves. For too long the stories coming out of the school have been enough to sicken and dismay those of us pure of blood and heart, as girls of good family choose to throw it all away and take up the entirely unladylike activity of playing Quidditch. And worse, they are encouraged in this by the staff despite numerous entreaties for them to listen to reason.

Enough girls have been lost to this deplorable laxness, and it's foul results in masculine witches and homosexuality are all too evident. Find enclosed in the attached parcel a collection of pamphlets for the education of your peers (including two newly printed: Lesbians and Quidditch - The Facts About The Connection And What You Can Do To Prevent This Metamorphosis and Return to Sense! - Rehabilitating Quidditch-Playing Girls Before It's Too Late) as well as some badges for you and your fellow students to declare you opposition to Females playing Quidditch publically, rousing up more support for this worthy cause.

Remember, girls are not the only ones who should be spoken to in this regards: if more boys can be convinced to take up Quidditch then they can take up the positions available, aiding in the task of getting girls off the teams.

Yours in Solidarity against the Deplorable, Evil and Sickening Homosexual Quidditch-Players who are trying to Subvert Our Society and Ruin Our Girls,
Cecilia Spindler
(W.A.I.L. Spokeswitch)
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Cecily Smythe

May 13, 2008 7:23 AM

Phase One complete by Cecily Smythe

Sitting alone doing her charms homework in the commons, Cecily was not expecting any post. Therefor she as surprised when a pompous-looking grey owl perched near her and awaited her attention. Curius, Cecily carefully placed down her quill and took the package from the bird, instantly realising that it must be from WAIL; they had replied far sooner than she had expected. Thanking the owl, Cecily accpted her parcel and set about opening it.

Reading some of the pamphlets caused Cecily to giggle. She wasn't really sure where she stood on the idea of Quidditch causing lesbianism, but she couldn't deny that some of the leaflets were rather amusing in their frank approach. Having read the letter over again, and pinned one of the badges to her robes (bearing the text Women Against Immorality in the League), Cecily pinned a couple of leaflets to the noticeboard, right next to the Quidditch sign up sheet, where three out of her five roommates had disgraced themselves by signing up.

Next Cecily carried her load up to her dormitory. She laid the pamphlet entitled Rehabilitating Quidditch-Playing Girls Before It's Too Late, one each on Renaye, Addie and Alexis' beds, and placed the remaining literature in her drawer. She knew Laurie wouldn't wear a pin, but Anabel might. Cecily would ask Holly and Chelsea, too, as well as Amelia. Setting out to find her sister, Cecily headed back down to the commons.
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