Gunter der Zombie
May 30, 2005 4:41 AM
Portrait of Decay [Crotalus Entrance Portal] by Gunter der Zombie
Gunter searched feverishly through the termite eaten desk for a needle and thread; it seemed that while he was out stalking other portraits in the corridors and rooms of Sonora he had recieved quite a vicious beating. \r\n"Ach noin,blarghzie das ist nicht gut. Mein Arm hast weider brach. Gwblarghzie!" Gunter slapped his emaciated arm down on the worn surface of the moulding desk and snarled. He never once resented the fact that he was a zombie, in fact, every single morning when he decided to retreat back to his portrait from his usually futile attempt at mauling human flesh, he would salute his master. The signature of the painter was scrawled in the left-hand corner, in his own blood no less.
\r\n\r\nGunter gave up with his search for a needle and thread--it wasn't the first time he had looked in vain--instead he jammed his severed rotting arm into the socket, hoping to weld the appendage back on.\r\n\r\n
"Ja Gunter, du bist ein Zombie. Krazzier, blarghsie, ja, ein Zombie. Hoargh,Ich esse Mannfleisch gern!" Being a native of Bavaria gave Gunter an odd twang to his German, besides the fact that each word was spat out in a growl, snarl, or in an otherwise threatening demure.\r\n
He wrestled his liver back into the gouge in his side, and limped to the moth-eaten bed. He flung himself into the grime-covered sheets, smothering his pale face into the pillow. Life was rather bland for a flesh-wanting 2-D Zombie; the other paintings would either beat him away when he approached them or run in fear--they had good reason to, mind you, if Gunter ever did get close enough to the subject in another portrait the result was never good.\r\n\r\n
He gave up to passing his time to finding the most difficult password possible for the little brats inside Crotalus to mutter as they warily approached the opening to their house. The perfect mixture of Zombie and German, easily two of the most difficult languages ever created by human and dead alike. \r\n\r\n
Gunter chuckled but ceased the action as blood gurgled from his lips in a series of bubbles. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
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Skyla Howard
May 30, 2005 4:59 PM
A zombie! AHHH! but i have hairspray!! by Skyla Howard
Skyla Howard witnessed the Zombie at this moment and gave a loud shriek. "Ahhh a zombie!". Skyla was very happy before she met this ulgy creature because her parents sent her more hairspray, finally and new makeup! She just came back from her owl. "You aren't that pretty are you." she said and sprayed some hairspray at the ugly portrait. "Now you look better," she said in triumph. "Too bad i can't do anything about your eyes," She gave a sigh. "You should put your organs in the right place. It doesn't look attractive and it makes you look fat. What's the password again?"\n\n
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Asher Tallow
May 30, 2005 11:12 PM
Which is helpful how? by Asher Tallow
Asher stalked up through the corridor, counting the tiles under foot until she reached 394. She lifted her gaze from its train on the floor and immediately cringed as a sour, stringent odor struck her nostrils. She recognized it at once; after all, half the girls in her dorm used it daily in over-zealous amounts. Hairspray, and its source- Skyla Howard, perhaps the best example for the greatest danger when it came to inter-marriage: idiocy. Skyla had it in spades, and presently, her actions were doing little to prove otherwise.Asher watched on, in half amusement, half disgust, as first Skyla screeched at the portrait that guarded the entrance to the Crotalus dorms, and then attacked it with hairspray. The moronic girl only pushed insult to injury when babbling on about Gunter looking unattractive or something. Since when was a zombie supposed to care about his looks?
She pushed past Skyla with a look fairly dripping with unvoiced loathing. Ignoring her housemate completely, she addressed Gunter in an impatient rush of words. "Albeit glarrgahfrei zzzurghmacht."
She had no idea what it meant, but then, Gunter rarely spoke in understandable English, even when his lips were fully attached. Generally she tried to avoid looking at his continuously rotting body as a rule. The viewing of misplaced organs, practically purple with decomposition, was not high on her list of enjoyable activities.
She stood back, shot Skyla a brief scowl of revulsion, and waited for Gunter to open the portal. Hopefully, Earl was sitting in the common room- she still needed to convince him to join the conspiracy. \n\n
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Gunter der Zombie
June 01, 2005 7:57 PM
Gwarzie by Gunter der Zombie
The portrait hole slammed shut before Skyla could advance forward. Gunter gave a guttral chuckle, he had his key favourites within the house, and Skyla surely was not one of them. The hair spray gimmick was a fairly pathetic one, what idiot could think that spraying hairspray on a canvais would improve the looks of the subject resting within the foreground of said portrait. If the girl put more into her head instead of dangerous hair spray fumes, she'd know that hair spray contains a perfect mixture of chemicals used in preserving oil and pastel paintings.Gunter sat forward and straightened what was left of his spine, he carefully cleared his throat (all too often he'd end up coughing up something that he rather needed within his chest cavity).
"Skyla, darling danke for the favour." The words came out in a drawling accented English; he only spoke in proper English to a few key idiots as he positively relished in the shock which usually dawned upon their cheery, red-cheeked little faces. "I've been needing ein touch up. Aufweidersehen!" Gunter pulled his lips back in a horrible smile and limped from the portrait. A mad, gurgling cackle being the last thing to reach Skyla's ears. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
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Kristen Howard
July 05, 2005 6:26 PM
Re: A zombie! AHHH! but i have hairspray!! by Kristen Howard
I have no clue where I was just redirected, but I came upon this because of a search I was doing in regards to my 5 year old daughter, also (Skyla Howard). I'm amazed there's someone else with this name, it's very uncommon. \n\n
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Re: A zombie! AHHH! but i have hairspray!!
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Manfred Bulla
July 25, 2005 4:45 AM
OOC: *blinks* by Manfred Bulla
Funny how little coincidences can crop up at times. Congratulations! You've stumbled upon an RP site, based in the universe of JK Rowlings Harry Potter stories. Skyla Howard is a first year at our school, but you can tell her author has very good taste when it comes to picking out a good name.Just one small point, while we allow outsiders to post on our Questions and Comments page, there are rules about that happening on the actual RPing pages. Whether this will remain when the headmistress is aware of it remains to be seen, but (you know, unless I'm contradicted by the headmistress) you're welcome to revisit at times to follow the adventures of the girl who shares your daughters name. Just keep any future comments on the Q&C page.
-Manfred Bulla
Charms Professor
Head of Teppenpaw House
Deputy Headmaster of Sonora Academy
Title Hog\n\n
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