Saul Pierce
July 15, 2008 12:23 PM
Still doing my History Essay (wotw) by Saul Pierce
"The goblins were not happy at all that not only was this guy hacking them up and the rest of the humans weren't doing anything about it, but then to refuse them pepperoni pizza!" Saul dictated, growing more and more excited as he delved into little known facts about the goblin wars. His quill loyally recorded every word, which would give Professor Flatt - if he read this far into the essay - a break from Saul's abysmal spelling and handwriting. It was approaching Novelling Fury! length, so Saul had switched to Novelling Fury! methods of recording it about fifteen feet back. With an assignment that was supposed to be 200 feet long, he should have been doing that from the start."It was an outrage!" Saul exclaimed, raising his voice and his fist dramatically. The quill emphatically recorded the words with swift and forceful strokes. "The goblins had had enough! Revenge would be taken and vengeance was sworn! Pepperoni would be theirs!" Saul jumped up onto his bed as he rallied the historic goblins to their cause. The quill continued to scratch across the parchment. "The goblins stormed the village that had harbored," Saul paused, distracted as he realized he'd forgotten one of his character's names, "What was his name? The bad guy. It rhymes with Flatt but isn't - oh, right - Platt!"
The quill recorded all of it and kept going as Saul resumed his story as though he hadn't interrupted himself, "The goblins poured into town from all sides, overwhelming in numbers!" Saul made wide sweeping gestures as he described the assault, demonstrating the waves of outraged goblins that descended upon the uncaring human populace. "They maimed and killed their way to the pizza shop. There would be blood! There would be death! There would be defenestration!" Saul waved his arms like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. He would have really liked some crashing crescendos as background music right now. "There would be pizza!" he cried out, loud enough for the third year boys in the next room to hear, if they were still around for midterm.
"The goblins invaded the shop, tossing around the customers that could have pizza when they were denied it and throwing them out windows! And the goblins had pizza! It was their first victory of the uprising!" \r\n\r\n
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